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Idiot of the Day submission : Deer assault case presents unusual issues
2006-11-16

DULUTH -- Prosecution of a case involving alleged sexual contact with a dead deer may hinge on the legal definition of the word "animal.'' Bryan James Hathaway, 20, of Superior, Wis., faces a misdemeanor charge of sexual gratification with an animal. He is accused of having sex with a dead deer he saw beside a road on Oct. 11.

A motion filed last week by his attorney, public defender Fredric Anderson, argued that since the deer was dead, it was not considered an animal and the charge should be dismissed. "The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass,'' Anderson wrote.

Judge Michael Lucci heard the motion Tuesday. "I'm a little surprised this issue hasn't been tackled before in another case,'' Lucci said.

The Webster's dictionary defines "animal'' as "any of a kingdom of living beings,'' Anderson said. If you include carcasses in that definition, he said, "you really go down a slippery slope with absurd results.''

Anderson argued: When does a turkey cease to be an animal? When it is dead?
Vow, that's deep.
When it is wrapped in plastic packaging in the freezer? When it is served, fully cooked? A judge should decide what the Legislature intended "animal'' to mean in the statute, he said. "And the only clear point to draw the line in that definition, I believe, is the point of death.''

Assistant District Attorney James Boughner said the court can use a dictionary to determine the meaning of the word, but it doesn't have to. "The common and ordinary meaning of a word can be found in how people actually use the word,'' Boughner wrote in his response to the motion.

When a person's pet dog dies, he told Lucci, the person still refers to the dog as his or her dog, not a carcass. "It stays a dog for some time,'' Boughner said.

He referred to the criminal complaint, in which Hathaway told police he saw the dead deer in the ditch and moved it into the woods. Hathaway called it a dead deer, Boughner said, not a carcass. "It did not lose its essence as a deer, an animal, when it died,'' he said.
Its spirit lives on! Free to roam the Great Plains in the sky!
Anderson argued that the statute, which falls under the heading "crimes against sexual morality,'' was meant to protect animals. That would be unnecessary in the case of a dead animal.
Makes sense.
"If you look at the other crimes that are in this subsection, they all protect against something other than simply things we don't like or things we find disgusting,'' he said. Other crimes in that subsection include incest, bigamy, public fornication and lewd and lascivious behavior.

Boughner said the focus of the statute was on punishing the human behavior, not protecting animals. "It does not seem to draw a line between the living and the dead,'' he said.

Interpreting the statute to exclude dead animals would also exclude freshly killed animals, Boughner said. That, he said, could lead to people who commit such acts with animals to kill them.
See below.
Lucci said he would render a decision by Hathaway's next court appearance on Dec. 1.

The misdemeanor charge carries a maximum penalty of nine months in jail and a fine of up to $10,000. If convicted, Hathaway could serve a prison term of up to two years because of a previous conviction. In April 2005, Hathaway pleaded no contest to one felony charge of mistreatment of an animal for the shooting death of Bambrick, a 26-year-old horse, to have sex with the animal.
Are you sure the deer's death is natural... hummmm?
Posted by:anonymous5089

#15  perhaps his lawyer would like him to pet-sit their families' favorite poodle or whatever?
Posted by: Frank G   2006-11-16 18:00  

#14  Wait til he works his way up to people. Now that he's got his kill and boink down pat, people are likely to be next.
Posted by: Shuns Uleating3851   2006-11-16 17:21  

#13  Was the deer underage?
Posted by: Swamp Blondie   2006-11-16 17:13  

#12  the ded-deer-f*cker needs shock treatments..

10 kV / 1000 amps
Posted by: RD   2006-11-16 17:05  

#11  wx: uh, straightening up is what started this...
Posted by: DoDo   2006-11-16 14:49  

#10  This jerk is just 20. I think they should circumcisize him without anesthetic, and assure him that the next time, they would take the trunk with the remaining bark still on it.
Straighten up, for Pete's sake.
Posted by: wxjames   2006-11-16 14:16  

#9  "Interpreting the statute to exclude dead animals would also exclude freshly killed animals, Boughner said. That, he said, could lead to people who commit such acts with animals to kill them."

What, is he gonna propose some mandatory minimum ripening period? Gaaaaak...

Posted by: Dave D.   2006-11-16 13:28  

#8  Excal, that was just wrong!!!LOL
Posted by: 49 Pan   2006-11-16 13:16  

#7  Clearly a case of necrobeastiality.

Just so long as it isn't homonecrobeastiality. That sht ain't natural.
Posted by: Excalibur   2006-11-16 13:09  

#6  He could always pull the dead gerbil out of his ass, and well, you get the point. Or, the gerbil gets the point.
Posted by: wxjames   2006-11-16 12:43  

#5  This guy needs to be locked up before he decides to shoot somebody to experience "sex" with a dead human.
Posted by: DoDo   2006-11-16 11:52  

#4  Next up, necrophilia for all! It's my freakin' Constitutional Rights(tm) man!
Posted by: BA   2006-11-16 11:23  

#3  When does a turkey cease to be an animal? When it is dead? When it is wrapped in plastic packaging in the freezer? When it is served, fully cooked?

Define "is".
Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton   2006-11-16 10:58  

#2  Hé hé!
RB : a pic for every occasion.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-11-16 10:24  

#1  "...But Lieutenant Columbo, the deer was obviously hit by a vehicle, why else would it have been dead in the road?"
"...Well, you know, I was just thinkin' the same thing myself, I mean, deer-road-hit by a car, pretty straightforward, and I think we can pretty much leave it at that, Mister Hathaway, and I do apprecate your kindness - but there was just ONE more question I wanted to ask..."

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2006-11-16 09:41  

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