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2006-11-15
Man accidentally shoots himself in groin
WICHITA, Kan. - A botched kidnapping ended with one of the assailants shooting himself in the groin, Wichita police said. The man had just stuck the gun back into his waistband when it fired, shooting him in the left testicle.
[BANG!]
"Aaaaiiieee!"
"Herb! You're a soprano?"
He cringed, causing the gun to fire again and strike him in the left calf.
[BANG!]
"That does it! I'm giving up my life of crime!"
"Cheeze, Herb! Youse could get a job singin' opera!"
When the shooting ended, the 23-year-old man managed to walk himself into the hospital for treatment, police said.
"Just take a number and have a seat. We'll call you."
"[Whimper!]
"No, you don't have to sit down."
He and his two accomplices, ages 18 and 20, were arrested for aggravated attempted kidnapping and conspiracy to obstruct justice. The men were attempting to kidnap a teen in a dispute over stereo speakers, police said.
YJCMTSU
Posted by:Chinter Flarong

#4  Left nut, left calf.
Is that a hook or a slice? I always get them confused...
Posted by: tu3031   2006-11-15 20:35  

#3  Turned him from a 'woofer' into a 'tweeter.'
Posted by: Chinter Flarong   2006-11-15 19:57  

#2  Next time, on The Sopranos . . .
Posted by: Mike   2006-11-15 19:43  

#1  Has he been punished enough? Half enough?
Posted by: Glenmore   2006-11-15 19:00  

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