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Six .32 Slugs Fail to Crack Brazil Nut |
2006-11-13 |
No, the dame's not crazy, but you don't get a chance to post headlines like this every day. My bet's on wet powder or old ammunition. Shot in the head 6 times, she survives A 21-year-old woman was released from a hospital a day after she was shot in the head six times in an attack police blamed on her ex-husband. "I know this was a miracle," she said. "Now I just want to extract the bullets and live my life." They would make a nice necklace. Sort of like the strings of human teeth worn by those voodoo queens. Doctors could not explain how she survived, saying the .32-caliber bullets didn't penetrate her skull and didn't even need to be immediately extracted. Cue Elvis' "Hard Headed Woman". |
Posted by:Zenster |
#4 What a worthless round. |
Posted by: Thoth 2006-11-13 15:26 |
#3 yeah - and she's up for the Year too! |
Posted by: anon 2006-11-13 14:13 |
#2 Her guardian angel gets the "Employee of the Month" citation. |
Posted by: Mike 2006-11-13 13:25 |
#1 Could someone page Dr. Fackler? I think his gelatin tests should be updated to simulate this woman's thick, dense, unbreachable, bullet-proof forehead. |
Posted by: anonymous5089 2006-11-13 13:11 |