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Six .32 Slugs Fail to Crack Brazil Nut
2006-11-13

No, the dame's not crazy, but you don't get a chance to post headlines like this every day. My bet's on wet powder or old ammunition.
Shot in the head 6 times, she survives

A 21-year-old woman was released from a hospital a day after she was shot in the head six times in an attack police blamed on her ex-husband. "I know this was a miracle," she said. "Now I just want to extract the bullets and live my life."
They would make a nice necklace. Sort of like the strings of human teeth worn by those voodoo queens.
Doctors could not explain how she survived, saying the .32-caliber bullets didn't penetrate her skull and didn't even need to be immediately extracted.
Cue Elvis' "Hard Headed Woman".
Posted by:Zenster

#4  What a worthless round.
Posted by: Thoth   2006-11-13 15:26  

#3  yeah - and she's up for the Year too!
Posted by: anon   2006-11-13 14:13  

#2  Her guardian angel gets the "Employee of the Month" citation.
Posted by: Mike   2006-11-13 13:25  

#1  Could someone page Dr. Fackler? I think his gelatin tests should be updated to simulate this woman's thick, dense, unbreachable, bullet-proof forehead.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-11-13 13:11  

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