Hysterical!
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| Southeast Asia |
| Zoo to use porm videos to teach panda to mate |
| 2006-11-11 |
| A Thai zoo, which has hosted a couple of pandas for four years, will play "porn" videos for the male next month to encourage them to breed in captivity, the project manager said on Saturday. The pair -- living chastely together at the zoo in the northern city of Chiang Mai since arriving from China in 2003 -- would be separated in December, but stay close enough for occasional glimpses of each other, said panda project chief Prasertsak Buntrakoonpoontawee. "They don't know how to mate so we need to show the male how, through videos," Prasertsak told Reuters. If it were in the south, the zoo would have blown up. He said Chuang Chuang, the six-year-old male, would be shown the videos on a large screen when he might be feeling amorous. "We'll play the video at the most comfortable and intimate time for him, perhaps after dinner," Prasertsak said, hoping Chuang Chuang would then use the techniques on Lin Hui, a five-year-old female. The zoo is hosting a four-day international |
| Posted by:Jackal |
| #6 anonymous5089 - that pic in your first post is just soooo wrong, LOL. |
| Posted by: Shons Glineling7314 2006-11-11 18:04 |
| #5 If they think it'll help,I'm willing to loan Chuang Chuang my copy of Goldidick and the Three Bare Naked Ladies, but I want it back. |
| Posted by: Mark Z 2006-11-11 17:46 |
| #4 responsive to video porn, which particularly affects primates. Tell me about it. |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2006-11-11 13:17 |
| #3 Zoo people have to go to great lengths to get some critters to mate. Viagra was a godsend, in that it works on almost all mammals. However, a lot of them are responsive to video porn, which particularly affects primates. For cheetahs and other big cats, it was discovered that several types of perfume get them stimulated. I gather a cheetah handler was rather shocked when one day the cats came running. Which soon turned into something of a cheetah orgy. |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2006-11-11 13:14 |
| #2 Btw, are pandas even able to recognize images shown in a tv screen (IE to go from 2D to actual represention)? Hysterical! |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2006-11-11 12:44 |
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| Posted by: anonymous5089 2006-11-11 12:40 |