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Get Out the (Dead) Vote! |
2006-11-02 |
![]() An analysis of state-wide records by the Poughkeepsie Journal reveals that 77,000 dead people remain on election rolls in New York State, and some 2,600 may have managed to vote after they had died. The study also found that Democrats are more successful at voting after death than Republicans, by a margin of four-to-one, largely because so many dead people seem to vote in Democrat-dominated New York City. In light of today's holiday, on which, like Kwanzaa for blacks and Cinco de Mayo for Mexicans, this demographic is particularly celebrated, I'm going to ask the question that nobody seems to ever ask, and one that the Republicans have to be asking themselves: how have they lost that key demographic, the metabolically challenged? |
Posted by:DanNY |
#6 Is this the same as a "bring out your dead" vote? (HT Monty Python) |
Posted by: no mo uro 2006-11-02 18:39 |
#5 Yep. Vote early and vote often. |
Posted by: mcsegeek1 2006-11-02 11:14 |
#4 We could discuss the voting rights of Mexicans, then. While looking for projected election information, I came across the banner ad for this site: votefromabroad.org. Imagine my utter lack of surprise to find that name of the group is not the URL, but rather "Democrats Abroad." You can choose English or Espanol, and they explain how to vote even if you've never lived in the US. |
Posted by: exJAG 2006-11-02 02:05 |
#3 Oh, we're not even going to discuss the voting habits of the non-existent. |
Posted by: Fred 2006-11-02 00:59 |
#2 there are many times as many dead people as there are living ones I've heard an interesting statistic somewhere that there are more living human beings right now then there has ever been in the history of mankind combined. Meaning that if you count up all the people that have ever lived (and died) throughout history it would not match the number of people living right now. Of course this doesn't take into account all the imaginary friend voters out there working for the Democrats. |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2006-11-02 00:46 |
#1 Juz noticed that all the dead voters are donks, go figure |
Posted by: Captain America 2006-11-02 00:35 |