An Australian company claims to have produced the men's equivalent of the "Wonderbra" -- a range of "Wondercup" underwear designed to enhance the apparent size of the contents. gonna be a LOT of disappointed women
"It basically lifts, separates and extends," aussieBum founder Sean Ashby was quoted as saying by the national AAP news agency.
lifts and extends? better than the original equipment?
"This design uses all of the natural assets of the person, whether they be big, small or indifferent."
an "indifferent" penis? that's one of the saddest things I've ever heard
The underwear features a "wondercup," a pouch used to "separate and stop squashing."
I hate squashing...
Ashby said the design, launched last week, had attracted a lot of interest in the United States and Europe.
The marketing campaign features the slogan: "The new 'wondercup' technology in these attention-grabbing, all-cotton Patriot briefs will have you seriously looking bigger and feeling amazing."
so quit stuffing with socks and get out there! Just don't take them off when she's in the room and the light's on...
The brand is sold in some of the biggest department stores in the world and is distributed to more than 70 countries via Internet sales.
are they really the "biggest" department stores, or does it just appear that way?