 Uhuh. Maw's 45 and Junior's 19. Anybody want to bet the siblings are half brothers, maybe even only 40 percent brothers? | Albertville, Ala. -- Police say a Marshall County teen raped his mother to get revenge on his brother.
"Damn yew, Clem! I'm gonna... I'm gonna..."
"What're yew gonna do, Junior?"
"I'm gonna bone Maw!" | Police say 19-year-old Gary Helms, Jr., raped his 45-year-old mother this past weekend at Willow Terrace Trailer Park on Doyle Drive in Albertville. It's a twisted crime that police say Helms admits.
"Yeah. I dunnit. But she wuz askin' fer it!" | "From what we understand the rape stemmed from an argument between him and his brother. And apparently they were arguing over a blow up doll girlfriend.
"Goddamn yew, Clem! Lemme have a turn!" | And the rape was some sort of retaliation towards his brother," said Sgt. Jamie Smith of the Albertville Police Department.
"Aw, hell! Yew let all the air out of her!" | It was unusual retaliation on an unsuspecting victim. Authorities say Helms' mother was apparently passed out drunk on the couch when the rape started.
"Well! Whut have we here? [Prod! Prod!]"
"[Drool!]" | "During the attack she did come to and recognize her attacker. (Reporter: As her son?) As her son," said Smith.
"Whut? Whut? Whozzat?"
"It's jest me, Maw!" | That's when, according to the police report, the mother "tried to get away, but he held her down until he was finished."
"Git offen o' me, yew varmint!" | "It's totally sick is what it is," said Smith. Helms was arrested and charged with the 1st degree rape of his own mother.
"It ain't rape iff'n it's a fambly member!" | Smith says it's hard to wrap your mind around.
"Though it I suppose it ain't hard to comprehend if you don't have one." | "Shocked, shocked would be more a better way to describe it. That somebody would dip to the lows to do something of this nature. It's just pretty much a shock to the conscience of the general public," said Smith. Helms is being held in the Marshall County Jail on $100,000 bond.
Just put him down. Think of it as chlorinating the gene pool. |
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