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Home Front: Culture Wars
The End of the World As We Know It, And Moonbats Whine
2006-10-29
by Jane Smiley, Huffington Post

In a week or so, the New York Review of Books is going to publish an article by James Lovelock, the originator of the Gaia hypothesis (in which the Earth is viewed as more than an ecosystem, closer to a living being, that can be healthy or diseased, and can change, through evolution, from one state to the other). Lovelock will declare that the Earth's temperature is about to rise five to eight degrees centigrade (depending on where you are -- more at the poles, less in the tropics), and that this temperature rise will have disasterous consequences for all life, eventually, for example, reducing the human population from six billion to two hundred million, mostly living in the far north, and, as another example, submerging the British Isles, creating out of the highest points of land an archipelago, where some, but not much, habitation will be possible. As for the western United States, done for, along with much of the rest of the world, and civilization as we know it, of course.
Aaaaagggghhh! We're all gonna die!
And then there's a report by the Global Policy Forum, which, I gather, is a UN watchdog organization, about what's going on with Iraqi oil. . . .
Who cares about oil? What good is oil gonna do us when we're dead?

[Moonbat bill of particulars deleted]

The lies, cheats, and crimes Dick, George, and the Pnackers have committed have done what all lies, cheats, and crimes do -- they have led to more and more lies, cheats, and crimes, and now the misconceived nature of the whole enterprise is apparent to all. It doesn't matter at this point if they manage to steal the mid-term election this year or not.
So, all you "progressives" out there, on Election Day, don't bother voting--it's too late! Not even Ned Lamont and Dennis Kucinich can save us! We're all dead!
Iraq is such a mess that even Dick's friends and allies can't think of a way to save it or to clean it up. The Iraqis, I am sorry to say, have to pay the price, but at least they know who's to blame.

But to get back to Lovelock, horrible as it is, Iraq is not the point, Iraq is only the canary in the mine, giving voice to the coming cataclysm. Not even the US is the point, although since 1980, the Republicans have been pandering to the greedy appetites of Americans for driving big vehicles, arming themselves, and thinking themselves superior to everyone in the world. They have egged Americans on to destroying the world's environment for the sake of more and more goods, and now America is in big trouble. But empires come and go. Get over it.
So what? We're all gonna die! Even those of us who ate organic vegetables and used public transportation-- we're just as dead as those SUV-owning breeders!
What is the point is human survival. If Americans had started taking the meaning of oil dependence seriously in 1977, when Jimmy Carter asked us to, or had not ridiculed the idea of climate change in 1992, when Al Gore brought it up, we might have gotten a start by this time in reducing emissions, we might not be looking at one horrific disaster paving the way for another.
But it's too late now, we're all dead!
But we are. There aren't many tyrants in history who can truthfully say they put the entire future of civilization at risk just to make a buck and feel the power, but Dick Cheney and the Pnackers can. So here's a word to the 200 million who will someday be left: Good luck, and it was these guys who pulled the trigger.

Jane Smiley is a novelist and essayist. Her novel A Thousand Acres won the Pulitzer Prize and the National Book Critics Circle Award in 1992.
Posted by:Mike

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Chaos.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2006-10-29 17:11  

#23  Saw a bumper sticker today:

"Gaia is not my mother, but Earth's creator is my father."
Posted by: SR-71   2006-10-29 15:32  

#22  I guess Kools, since those Raleigh stamps are going to be heavily discounted come the end times.

LOL!!

My secret end times stash includes several books of green stamps. Never know when they might become negotiable again. ;-)
Posted by: lotp   2006-10-29 15:26  

#21  So, how come they're not thanking Bush for the mild hurricane season this year? After all, they were blaming him for it last year.
Posted by: DMFD   2006-10-29 14:38  

#20  Global warming is taking too long. The SEQUOIA I planted (1997) here in the ChiBurbs just died this year from the awful cold weather.

I mean .. I mean .. like if you can't trust in Global Warming than man... what can you belive in?

Posted by: 3dc   2006-10-29 11:18  

#19  Lol, bigjim-ky!

Lol, 49pan. HuffyPuffy, the completely unintentional Scrappleface, lol.
Posted by: .com   2006-10-29 11:10  

#18  Where is the Scrappleface? This is Scrapleface? You mean I have been eating bean sprouts and driving that junk heap toyota for nothing? Man I'm pissed and on my way to buy a 1 ton truck for commuting to work and to soccer games.
Posted by: 49 Pan   2006-10-29 11:02  

#17  My kind would rise to rule the desolate waste in a post civilization Mad Max type drunken orgy of violence and myrth.

Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-10-29 10:43  

#16  Damn, only one thing to do. Only question is Kools or Raleighs? I guess Kools, since those Raleigh stamps are going to be heavily discounted come the end times.
Posted by: Shipman   2006-10-29 10:42  

#15  People like her should not wish for the collapse of civilization. Their kind would be the fist to go, I guanantee it. My kind would rise to rule the desolate waste in a post civilization Mad Max type drunken orgy of violence and myrth. I can hardly wait. I'm gonna go start my F-150 and let it idle in the driveway, just to speed things along.
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2006-10-29 10:28  

#14  .com

Goes along with the concept that if you live long enough you'll eventually die of something. :)
Posted by: Procopius2k   2006-10-29 08:59  

#13  Yeah, I'm thinking time capsule. Just think at the amazement and wonder of future archeologists, when they will imagine our civilization based on that!
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-10-29 08:46  

#12  So, Civilization is gonna end, yeah, yeah, yeah, big deal, but what will happen to my pr0n stash? I think people should start focusing on the real issues. Should I burn it on dvds?... But I fear they might melt, that could happen, couldn't it? Oh, I'm so confused.
Posted by anonymous5089



clearly, the only safe storage medium is in space....like the Pioneer plaque but with Ron Jeremy. Burn to DVD's and hermetically seal in the craft. Don't thank me, I'm just doing my part for pr0n
Posted by: Frank G   2006-10-29 08:39  

#11  I didn't think of this last night when I posted, but this essay reminds me of a scene in The Incredibles:

Dash: We're dead! We're dead! We survived but we're dead!

Helen: Stop it, both of you! We are not going to die! Now, you will both get a grip or so help me, I'll ground you for a month. Understand?
Posted by: Mike   2006-10-29 07:53  

#10  So, Civilization is gonna end, yeah, yeah, yeah, big deal, but what will happen to my pr0n stash? I think people should start focusing on the real issues. Should I burn it on dvds?... But I fear they might melt, that could happen, couldn't it? Oh, I'm so confused.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-10-29 07:07  

#9  I guess ol' Jane still hasn't mellowed out from her little rant after the elections in 2004. Geez.

But considering how humans are the problem, you would think she'd be happy that global warming on that scale would cull the herd....
Posted by: Swamp Blondie   2006-10-29 06:57  

#8  A while back, I played around with a website I was intending to put up called Apocalypse. Amongst other things it had an estimate of the chances of a person born today dying in various apocalytic events. Megavolcano, Tsunami, Asteroid impact, etc.

Essentially it multiplied the likelyhood of the event in a human lifetime by the probability it would kill any given person.

Abrupt climate cooling as occured at the start of the Younger Dryas circa 10,000 years ago came out way in front of any other risk, by a factor of close to a thousand (from memory).
Posted by: phil_b   2006-10-29 04:54  

#7  Gee, now I don't feel bad about cashing in my 401K to buy a hummer!
Posted by: DarthVader   2006-10-29 02:22  

#6  .com, you *know* it's wrong to mock the Prophets (pbut).
Posted by: Seafarious   2006-10-29 01:31  

#5  "the Earth's temperature is about to rise five to eight degrees..."

So, um, when d00d?

Someday the sun will evolve into a red dwarf, swelling and swallowing most or all of the inner solar system.

Someday the magnetic poles will flip, again, and the "down time" until the magnetic fields regain strength will be very interesting... stock up on sunblock...

Someday the ice age we are currently in, the last 12,000 years is a just tiny warm spell within it, will reassert itself. Chill City.

Near Earth asteroids, Super Volcanoes, Mega Tsunamis, flesh-eating bacteria, the coming viral plague, eating at MacDonald's, etc, etc, etc. There are gazillions of ways to die, and most of them have a chance of occurring. Maybe a much better chance than the loonies ascribe to Lovelock's eagerly expected babble.

It will be interesting to see how he documents the involved natural mechanisms and their cascading failures. Somehow, I'm thinking it will be as simple-minded as The Day After Tomorrow, but that's just most of mankind. The Dummies part. His minions and sycophants are The Brilliant part, of course.

Someday. Yup, we're gonna be fucked, sooner or later. I'm thinking Lovelock is getting along in years, now, and will predict a fuzzy time beyond his lifespan. He can be lionized, feted, rewarded for his "courage", yadda³ - and won't be around when this giant egg he's laying doesn't hatch.

Meanwhile, as their money pots sit half-empty, the screeching of the Gaian death cult grows in volume...
Posted by: .com   2006-10-29 01:06  

#4  Shit, we blew it again. We shudda listened to ol' Jimmah. Wonder how we got led astray ? Oh yeah, there was that little debacle in Tehran in '79.
Posted by: SpecOp35   2006-10-29 01:51  

#3  Gaia's my b*tch!
Posted by: badanov   2006-10-29 01:25  

#2  Great! I can put the parka and hiking boots into storage and break out the T-shirts and shorts this January. Unless of course this guy and his Gaia worshiping pals are completely full of sh*t.
Posted by: DMFD   2006-10-29 01:24  

#1  lol!

a report by the Global Policy Forum, which, I gather, is a UN watchdog organization

um, shouldn't that be lap dog?
Posted by: Clkethel OHlkdj   2006-10-29 00:11  

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