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China-Japan-Koreas

NorKs brag about nuke test, blame US

2006-10-22

Servicepersons and Pyongyangites ~~(Rubes)~~ Hail Successful Nuclear Test

Pyongyang, October 20 (KCNA): More than 100,000 servicepersons and ~~brainwashed rubes~~ citizens from all walks of life at a Pyongyang city army-people rally held at Kim Il Sung Square ...
Is every square in North Korea called Kim Il Sung Square?
... on Friday hailed the historic successful nuclear test.

Choe Thae Bok (politbureau member) said: the recent nuclear test was a quite just ~~moderately just, a dash of just~~ decision to defend the supreme interests of the state and the security of the nation from the U.S. imperialists' threat of aggression, avert a new war and defend peace and stability on the Korean Peninsula. The nuclear test was a great deed of national significance as it strikingly manifested to the whole world the revolutionary faith and indomitable will of the army and people of the DPRK to resolutely foil the U.S. imperialists' heinous moves ~~the finest heinous moves your highness~~ to bring down the socialist system centered on the popular masses and firmly defend the ideology and system in the DPRK.
Can you imagine how boring these speeches are? They are forced to listen to this crap for hours. I cut this a lot for length

Try listening to Fidel.

The DPRK was compelled to manufacture nukes by the U.S. nuclear threat, sanctions and pressure.
(Everything is all your fault, all the time)
SNIP all that blaming is thirsty work I can feel some Juche coming on .
All the party members, servicepersons and other people should devotedly defend the headquarters of the revolution and wage a dynamic struggle for the accomplishment of the revolutionary cause of Juche, ...
aaaah, a nice cold glass of thirst-quenching Juche
... fully confident that they will always win victory as long as they are led by Kim Jong Il.
SNIP - More fawning on the army, the dear leader, the great Songun policy. Moving onto threats
The Japanese militarists and other forces favoring the U.S. imperialists' moves should stop running amuck, ...
I think you'll find that's running amok, illiterate one - but amok or amuck you still can't eat it. Unlike tasty tree bark.
... well aware that they will never escape a stern punishment should they go reckless under the signboard of the UN Security Council "resolution."

Posted by:anon1

#3 Can you imagine the volcabulary you would need to be a translator for these mooks?

Posted by: bigjim-ky 2006-10-22 09:28

#2 I miss the 'Sea of Fire' guy. Do they save him for the ninth inning or something?

Posted by: Raj 2006-10-22 08:30

#1 Since they mucked it up, perhaps we should show them how to make Red Slag. We should mix up a really big batch in Pyongyang.

Posted by: .com 2006-10-22 06:58

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