 | Today's gun sex accident is brought to you by the letter 'S' for stoopid ... |
KARACHI - A Pakistani man has committed suicide outside his fianceeÂ’s home after he thought he accidentally killed her while trying to persuade her to get married early, police said on Saturday.
"Oh, baby, baby! [BANG!]"
"Aaaaiiieee!"
"Aw, hell! Rose... [BANG!] ... bud!" |
The man, Ahmed Ashraf, was shooting a gun in the air outside his fiancee’s home in the southern city of Karachi on Friday as part of his efforts to persuade her to get married two months early when a stray bullet accidentally hit her, police said. “He was so eager to get married he stood in front of his fiancee’s house and started firing shots in the air to catch her attention,” said investigating officer Ghulam Hussain.
| That worked for me in my courtin' days, nothing like random shooting into the air to show the fiancé just how serious you are about gettin' hitched ... |
The young woman was coming downstairs when a bullet ricocheted off a wall and hit her.
She fell down screaming, “I have been shot”, Hussain said.
"You killed the bride!"
"She's not dead yet ..." |
“He thought he had killed her and within seconds shot himself. The girl is fine,” Hussain said.
| No need to tell Ahmed right away though ... |
| "I shot my true love! Oh, what'll I do?... I know. I'll gnaw this here gun barrel... Dang, that's hot!... And I'll [BANG!]" |
“It is a tragic accident. They were engaged to be married with their parents’ consent on Dec. 25. He was insisting they get married earlier.”
| Just couldn't wait, guess he was going to explode ... |
Ashraf had told his fiancee, Naureen, he would do something drastic if she didnÂ’t agree to get married straight away.
| Yeah, shooting her and bumping himself off was pretty drastic... |
The woman insisted the marriage date had already been set and there was no need to hurry, Hussain said.
| "That's easy for you to say, Naureen, I'm about to shoot off .. my gun!" |
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