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"West sets complicated plots to destroy Islam"
2006-10-08
That's for a long time that the West has been preparing complicated and deliberate plans to destroy Islam, said Tehran's Substitute Friday prayers Leader Ayatollah Mohammad Imami-Kashani, IRNA reported.

Addressing worshipers at Tehran University campus, the cleric said the Islamic world is currently facing a situation where the world arrogance, West in particular, has set different plans to distort the image of Islam among the world nations.

"It a long time that West has been planning to damage Islam at any possible way and disperse Muslims," he added.

Referring to the recent Islamophobic remarks of the Pope Benedict XVI, the ayatollah said such comments would be harmful for believers of both faiths of Islam and Christianity.

"Making anti-Islam remarks by the top politicians of the world arrogance is not new but it was the first time that a prominent religious leader was making such comments willingly or unwillingly and consciously or unconsciously," announced the cleric.

He stressed "Peace is the message of both Christianity and Islam." As for West's propaganda against Iran's peaceful nuclear programs, the cleric said that they (Western officials) wanted to deprive Muslims from scientific success.

He urged world Muslims to be vigilant and foil all plots of the enemies.
Posted by:Seafarious

#14  If true, we need to relearn the KISS principle.
Posted by: gromgoru   2006-10-08 20:08  

#13  I sit corrected, # 11 & 12. ;-p
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2006-10-08 18:19  

#12  Of course its complicated: Scientific Method, Rational Thought, Hypothesis Testing. It's way beyond what a 7th century mind can comprehend.

Al
Posted by: frozen al   2006-10-08 17:46  

#11  It ain't complicated, Mo-honey

Well, technically speaking, Barbara, it is permissible to label as "complicated" the design and manufacture of nuclear bombs. As to my strict regimen of repeated and thorough Muslim ass-kicking, most certainly not. Just make sure they're all at room temperature when you're finished.
Posted by: Zenster   2006-10-08 17:37  

#10  It ain't complicated, Mo-honey.... :-D
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2006-10-08 14:58  

#9  Zen, Gimme a #11 here, Go drink an American beer, dance with an American girl, then go back and Kick some more muzzie ass just because. LOL
Posted by: 49 Pan   2006-10-08 09:43  

#8  Sorry Kashani old boy, but all possibilities have already been gamed in The Sims3: The Plot to Destroy Islam. The conclusion: You're fucked.
Posted by: CIA Turbine Repair   2006-10-08 09:36  

#7  the cleric said that they (Western officials) wanted to deprive Muslims from scientific success.

That is very rich, since they (muslims as a whole) have been piggy-backing on the West's achievements for, what, 8 centuries? 5, or 3 centuries, perhaps? And that is true even when it comes to fighting us... explosives, firearms, comm,...

Even their oil wealth has been made possible only by the West, which discovered it, exploited it, and made it useable by developping gasoline engines and chemestry in the first place.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-10-08 09:28  

#6  the cleric said that they (Western officials) wanted to deprive Muslims from scientific success.

Why should we bother? They do that so well by themselves.
Posted by: Rob Crawford   2006-10-08 09:19  

#5  That's for a long time that the West has been preparing complicated and deliberate plans to destroy Islam,

Aw hell, they're on to me. It's not complicated tho.
Posted by: Shipman   2006-10-08 08:38  

#4  Like a criminal publicly decrying that the cops are after him. The irony is from the bottomless pit.
Posted by: Duh!   2006-10-08 06:18  

#3  He stressed "Peace is the message of both Christianity and Islam."

One out of two will have to do.

I'll even let them get a peek at our ten-step Complicated Plot to Destroy Islam™:

1.) Kick Muslim ass

2.) Kick more Muslim ass

3.) Kick even more Muslim ass

4.) Kick any remaining unkicked Muslim ass

5.) Kick any Muslim ass that needs kicking again

6.) Kick a bunch more Muslim ass just in case we missed any the first time

7.) Rekick Muslim ass one more time just because we can

8.) Rekick Muslim ass another time just to make sure

9.) Rekick Muslim ass even harder just for the fun of it

10.) Rekick all Muslim ass a final time because they so dearly deserve it
Posted by: Zenster   2006-10-08 04:26  

#2  Islam is a plot to destroy all Muslims. Welp, they figured it out. Guess we'll have to try a new plan then.
Posted by: Silentbrick   2006-10-08 03:53  

#1  I like a good CIV clash.
Posted by: Snease Shaiting3550   2006-10-08 02:49  

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