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-Lurid Crime Tales-
$32,000 too much to fondle bosom, rules court
2006-09-24
A fee of 25,500 euros ($32,000) is way too much for a woman to charge a man for fondling her bosom, a Finnish district court ruled.

The court jailed a couple in their twenties for more than a year for charging a 74-year-old who suffers from dementia a total of 25,500 euros to enjoy the woman's breasts on 10 occasions. "Based on general life experience alone, it is indisputably clear that a 25,500 euro charge is disproportionate to the compensation in question," Judge Hasse Hakki, who heard the case, said on Friday.
Posted by:Fred

#6  Ya mean like this ,gorb?

Yeah, but they don't seem to have the appeal I was expecting. ;-)
Posted by: gorb   2006-09-24 19:47  

#5  Ya mean like this ,gorb?
Posted by: GK   2006-09-24 18:36  

#4  He was obviously suffering from dementia. He could go get boobies installed on himself for a lot less. :-)
Posted by: gorb   2006-09-24 14:07  

#3  That's the EU for ya.
They have a law for everything.
Posted by: Fluns Gravilet1465   2006-09-24 09:58  

#2  But what if they were really, really big breasts? I mean, after all, proportionate fees and what such might apply. The judge made no mention of a scaled charge schedule. What sort of tapemeasure yardstick did Hakki use? Was any photographic evidence submitted? Enquiring minds want to know!
Posted by: Zenster   2006-09-24 01:18  

#1  Oh well, I guess no 74-year-old will get to fondle young boobies now, because no young woman would let a gross old man fondle them for peanuts.
Posted by: anon1   2006-09-24 00:06  

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