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| Terrorists Kill Dozens of Israeli Chickens |
| 2006-09-17 |
| One person was lightly wounded and two others were treated for shock Sunday morning when two Qassam rockets fired by Palestinian militants in the Gaza Strip fell in the Negev town of Sderot. The first rocket caused the injuries; the second, which fell shortly afterward, killed dozens of chickens and caused damage to farm equipment. I knew the Palis didn't like pigs, but what have they got against chickens? |
| Posted by:Glenmore |
| #17 Thinemp Whimble2412, thank you. You are a kind soul. |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2006-09-17 22:50 |
| #16 Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens One night farmer Brown, Was takin' the air, Locked up the barnyard With the greatest of care Down in the henhouse Somethin' stirred When he shouted "Who's there?" This is what he heard: There ain't nobody here but us chickens There ain't nobody here at all So calm yourself, And stop your fuss There ain't nobody here but us We chickens tryin' to sleep, And you butt in And hobble, hobble hobble hobble With your chin There ain't nobody here but us chickens There ain't nobody here at all You're stompin' around And shakin' the ground, You're kickin' up an awful dust We chicken's tryin' to sleep And you butt in And hobble, hobble hobble hobble It's a sin Tomorrow Is a busy day We got things to do We got eggs to lay We got ground to dig And worms to scratch It takes a lot of settin' Gettin' chicks to hatch There ain't nobody here but us chickens There ain't nobody here at all So quiet yourself, And stop your fuss There ain't nobody here but us Kindly point that gun, The other way And hobble, hobble hobble off and Hit the hay Tomorrow Is a busy day We got things to do We got eggs to lay We got ground to dig And worms to scratch It takes a lot of settin' Gettin' chicks to hatch There ain't nobody here but us chickens There ain't nobody here at all So quiet yourself, And stop your fuss There ain't nobody here but us Kindly point that gun, The other way And hobble, hobble hobble of and Hit the hay "Hey boss man What do ya say?" It's easy pickens, Ain't nobody here but us chickens |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2006-09-17 15:06 |
| #15 ewwwww |
| Posted by: mcsegeek1 2006-09-17 14:22 |
| #14 I have never been more than half-hearted-kosher, but blowed up chicken parts would send me running to The Colonel. 's just icky. |
| Posted by: J.D. Lux 2006-09-17 13:43 |
| #13 T.W. LOL. I can almost see the puzzledly bemused expression on your face for the response! Were there that there were more of your ilk here. |
| Posted by: Thinemp Whimble2412 2006-09-17 13:42 |
| #12 Chicken is meat rather than milk, while I believe unfertilized eggs can go either way (fertilized of course being meat). Nothing in the sauce at the link is milk, so that should be ok, although some of the suggested side dishes wouldn't do, but those are only suggestions anyway. Eric's point about non-kosher slaughtering is critical, for those who keep kosher. But then, most Israelis are not religious, so that wouldn't necessarily be a concern for them. To the best of my limited understanding, there is nothing in theory preventing the bombed chickens from being turned into barbeque or soup, although I'd not be keen on working with bits scraped out of bloody mud. ;-) Perhaps those with more knowledge on the subject would like to weigh in with whatever additions/corrections are necessary. |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2006-09-17 13:34 |
| #11 Not to mention that animals killed in other than kosher slaughter are trayfe. |
| Posted by: Eric Jablow 2006-09-17 13:03 |
| #10 Hummmm.... technical question, is it possible even with chicken to have a Kosher BBQ? If you did your chicken Cornell style it would seem so, but any application of sauce would be mighty iffy. TW? Cornell Chicken - (PDF warning) |
| Posted by: 6 2006-09-17 13:01 |
| #9 Who knew that the Brave Lions of Islam™ would turn out to be birds of a feather. I knew the Palis didn't like pigs, but what have they got against chickens? Palestinians don't like any competition when it comes to the display of animal behavior. |
| Posted by: Zenster 2006-09-17 12:30 |
| #8 Matzoh ball soup tonight!! |
| Posted by: Swamp Blondie 2006-09-17 11:51 |
| #7 I predict a huge Barbecue in Sderot. (When fate gives you lemons,) |
| Posted by: Redneck Jim 2006-09-17 10:47 |
| #6 They were gunning for McHammed Nuggets |
| Posted by: Joe of the Jungle 2006-09-17 10:35 |
| #5 Colonel Abdullah Sanders LOL! Coffee Alert! Was Ronald Mohammend McDonald with them? |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2006-09-17 10:26 |
| #4 G-2 reports the attack was planned and carried out by Colonel Abdullah Sanders |
| Posted by: Joe of the Jungle 2006-09-17 10:07 |
| #3 PETA is now rioting in the streets chanting death to chicken terrorist. Hollywood, lead by Sean Penn and susan Sarandon, have stood up the chicken defence fund and U2 will be headlining the fund raising concert. George cLooney will be traveling with the NYT to see how Israel could have better defended the chickens. In his last statement cLooney accused Israel of failing to properly protect the chickens and the NYT is investigation the coverup. |
| Posted by: 49 Pan 2006-09-17 10:03 |
| #2 Remember it was the chickens who betrayed Baghdad to the infidels. |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2006-09-17 09:50 |
| #1 Jihad on Infidel chickens!!!! |
| Posted by: Joe of the Jungle 2006-09-17 09:24 |