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| Europe |
| Paris Fears Rabid Apes |
| 2006-09-16 |
| Posted by:Grunter |
| #14 Was anyone else reminded of this? Left Bank Serenade A. J. and entourage start into Parisian night club. A. J. is leading a purple-assed baboon on a gold chain. A. J. is dressed in checked linen plus fours with a cashmere jacket. MANAGER: "Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What's that?' A. J.: "It's an Illyrian poodle. Choicest beast a man can latch onto. It'll raise the tone of your trap." MANAGER: "I suspect it to be a purple-assed baboon and it stands outside." A. J. and entourage start into another Parisian night club. A.J.: Hot damn, boys! Elegant fags and old c*nts. Avanti ragazzi! A.J. pickets the baboon with a golden spike driven into the floor. A.J. lights a cigarette, his cigarette holder sways to and fro as if endowed with some sort of loathsome reptilian life. A.J: So there I was, flat on my stomach at 40,000 feet when ... Suddenly A.J. leaps to his feet with an inarticulate snarl on his lips. A.J.: You purple-assed c*cksucker, I'll teach you to sh*t on the floor! A.J. pulls a riding crop from his umbrella and cuts the baboon across the ass. The baboon, snarling, sh*tting and pissing in terror tears loose from the spike and crawls up a lady at the next table who promptly dies of heart failure on the spot. In a frenzy, A.J. whips the baboon from one end of the bar to the other ... Didn't think so. |
| Posted by: Zenster 2006-09-16 20:11 |
| #13 Is it Car-B-Que season yet? Isn't it always? |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2006-09-16 14:51 |
| #12 don't you hate it when they don't trim up down there? |
| Posted by: Frank G 2006-09-16 14:47 |
| #11 Is it Car-B-Que season yet? |
| Posted by: imam oron 2006-09-16 14:22 |
| #10 'moose, you'd BETTER be sorry for that travesty. Ugh. |
| Posted by: lotp 2006-09-16 11:30 |
| #9 Let's hope their not muslim apes. Well, they are. They're north african baboon-like wild monkeys, brought from the old country by Youths, to be used as some kind of trendy pit-bulls. Problem is, they can't be tamed, so they often end up released into the wild (hint : France is not exactly Brazil or central Africa, it is densely populated). Same thing for rabid dogs, there was an another rabid dog scare a couple of years ago, with dozen of dogs forcibly euthanazied, much to the chagrin of their legitimate owners, because a rabid dog had been brought back from morocco or algeria by a Youth. |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2006-09-16 11:12 |
| #8 /sorry |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2006-09-16 09:49 |
| #7 Romanowskiphobia |
| Posted by: Frank G 2006-09-16 09:30 |
| #6 Paris Fears Rabid Apes ?? pongodistophobia ?? My Greek neologia is not as good as it used to be! |
| Posted by: Almost Anonymous5839 2006-09-16 09:25 |
| #5 Does cheese-eating cause rabies? |
| Posted by: Flea 2006-09-16 08:07 |
| #4 LOL Flyover. |
| Posted by: 6 2006-09-16 07:50 |
| #3 France fears everything. Let's hope their not muslim apes. |
| Posted by: gorb 2006-09-16 05:30 |
| #2 "Apology is not enough! We demand Action!" -- Cornelius / Dr Zaius |
| Posted by: flyover 2006-09-16 02:27 |
| #1 I think Poe did this one before... |
| Posted by: Abdominal Snowman 2006-09-16 02:00 |