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Kelly Clarkson dumps Pink Mustang cuz' it's like Porn Queens'
2006-09-05
Adult film star, aka porn queen, Alana Evans has apparently heard from her pals that pop singing sensation and American Idol star Kelly Clarkson dumped her new car because it was just like Evan's car, she told Page Six.

Apparently, when Clarkson found out that the star of "Britney Rears 3" had the same hot pink Mustang designed by the same custom auto company, she immediately dumped it the $60K auto like a bad STD.

Says the "Private Calls" Sirius radio show hostess, "She was upset that I had the same car and threw a big fit."

As amusing as it seems, the porn queen doesn't understand why Clarkson doesn't relate to her, or would be so quick to get rid of such a gaudy lookalike drive-toy.

"It's insulting because she doesn't even know me. I thought, 'What kind of American Idol is this?' It's funny because when Kelly had the car, some of my friends saw her and asked me, 'Who was that fat brunette driving your car?'"

Ah, just couldn't resist that little dig.

Who's the 'fat' brunette driving you car? She's the one who doesn't let strangers sodomize her on film for money. YJCMTSU
Posted by:mcsegeek1

#3  I bet the Porn Queen will do things that Kelly won't! Just sayin'!
Posted by: Texas Redneck   2006-09-05 13:33  

#2  kelly clarkson is one fine ass woman if you ask me. i would rather have her than an anal porn queen any day
Posted by: sinse   2006-09-05 13:27  

#1  If Kelly Clarkson had any taste she wouldn't have bought a pink car to begin with.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2006-09-05 12:54  

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