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Holland won't welcome Pakistani immigrants not speaking Dutch |
2006-09-05 |
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Posted by:Fred |
#11 The EU will pass a law permitting entry into Holland for any muslim that can mouth the following phrases in Dutch: We love the EU and UN; Death to the Jews and America; Islam is the religion of peace. |
Posted by: Mark Z 2006-09-05 15:11 |
#10 Hmmmm....Ham, bacon, OR sausage. I wonder if you can get all three? |
Posted by: Bobby 2006-09-05 14:10 |
#9 And have a doctorate degree in hard sciences: we don't want "doctors" in pseudo-sciences where the main requirement for graduation is having memorized the entire works of Chomski and Ward Curchill. |
Posted by: JFM 2006-09-05 13:52 |
#8 I like it, all American Slam, speak dutch and Hebrew AND english, and have a doctorate degree |
Posted by: bk 2006-09-05 11:14 |
#7 All-American Slam |
Posted by: Nimble Spemble 2006-09-05 11:10 |
#6 And eat an All-American Slam. And be sure to clean the plate. There's children starving in |
Posted by: Nimble Spemble 2006-09-05 11:09 |
#5 I think we SHOULD do the same thing in the USA. You can't come in unless you speak Dutch prior to applying for immigration. Still better. Pakistani immigrants can't apply unless they speak Hebrew. That will make islamists choke. |
Posted by: JFM 2006-09-05 10:35 |
#4 I think we SHOULD do the same thing in the USA. You can't come in unless you speak Dutch prior to applying for immigration. |
Posted by: Perfesser 2006-09-05 09:13 |
#3 Waitwaitwait....Couldn't we do the same thing here (in the USA). Think of it! You can't stay unless you learn English! No more "Press 1 for English! |
Posted by: Bobby 2006-09-05 07:37 |
#2 No shit Skidmark, Why don't they give them one of those new lie detector tests with an MRI, just to make sure. |
Posted by: Phomoling Phuck6098 2006-09-05 06:35 |
#1 Even if they can speak 'dutch', why let them in? |
Posted by: Skidmark 2006-09-05 05:06 |