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| Feds arrest 15 aliens at Roswell |
| 2006-09-02 |
| Color me shocked! Aliens at Roswell? HT to Cracker Barrel Philosopher, always entertaining It appears that the black helicopter brigade were right all along about Area 51, since US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) operatives this week arrested 15 aliens at the facility who were, chillingly, in the process of painting military aircraft when the net closed. That's according to an official ICE report under the splendid headline "ICE arrests 15 aliens in Roswell working for US military contractor". The aliens in question were described as "determined to be illegally residing and working in the United States" and will be sent back to their place of origin. Any US reader who suspects that he may be working alongside an alien can report any "suspicious activity by calling ICE's toll-free hotline at: 1-866-347-2423". Stay vigilant. |
| Posted by:Frank G |
| #7 The Wal-Mart at Roswell, NM has "alien" artwork on the front wall. Everybody is milking this thing to the limit. |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2006-09-02 23:42 |
| #6 "I just report - you There - fixed that for ya', Frank. ;-p |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2006-09-02 23:36 |
| #5 I just report - you decide |
| Posted by: Frank G 2006-09-02 23:17 |
| #4 Only when the transporter beam is down for repairs again, Dave D. |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2006-09-02 23:06 |
| #3 Kinda makes you want to skip to the next article doesn't it, Pan? |
| Posted by: GK 2006-09-02 23:03 |
| #2 WTF??? Roswell is in New Mexico. Area 51 is at Groom Lake, in Nevada, at the Nellis Air Force Range. |
| Posted by: Dave D. 2006-09-02 22:53 |
| #1 I think my boss is an alien! Please come get him and send him back to the planet he came from!!! |
| Posted by: 49 Pan 2006-09-02 22:23 |