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"Tomkitten's" 'first poop' goes on display in New York
2006-08-31
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have yet to show their baby daughter off in public, but eager fans were given an unusual preview with the chance to see a bronze cast depicting her first solid stool.

The scatological sculpture -- more doodoo than Dada -- is purportedly cast from 19-week old Suri's first bowel movement and will be shown at the Capla Kesting gallery in Brooklyn, New York, before being auctioned off for charity.

The artist behind the work, Daniel Edwards, previously courted controversy with a life-size nude sculpture of pop star Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug. That work was shown at the same gallery in April.

"A bronzed cast of baby's first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family," gallery director David Kesting said, adding that he hoped the work would attract bids of up to 25 or 30,000 dollars.

The sculpture, which sits on a wooden mounting with a glass casing, is to be sold on eBay next month with proceeds from the sale going to infant health charity March Of Dimes. As of Wednesday it had attracted a top bid of 41 dollars.

"Mission: Impossible" star Cruise and Holmes announced Suri's birth in April. The entertainment press, which dubbed the pair "TomKat," has shown a seemingly insatiable appetite for news of the pair and their "TomKitten."

A spokeman for the couple was not immediately available Wednesday to comment on the sculpture.
Posted by:Thoth

#11  I don't give a "crap."
Posted by: JohnQC   2006-08-31 21:50  

#10  I looked at the picture with the article.

To be blunt, that "movement" has to be the result of solid food, and a good deal of it. No way a young baby produced that.

These people really are all nutz, all the time. :-(
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2006-08-31 20:55  

#9  And Cruise wonders why Paramount flushed him.
Posted by: DMFD   2006-08-31 19:37  

#8  Great picture to go w/the article.

BTW - some moron w/entirely too much money and not enough sense will buy this. I just wish I'd thought of it - what a great scam.
Posted by: Broadhead6   2006-08-31 17:00  

#7  Uhm, baby's first poop is this black tar goo. It is not a "stool" as we understand it. This is just a lie. And Tom Cruise is involved. Whotta surprise.
Posted by: remoteman   2006-08-31 16:33  

#6  The "sculptor" probably just used Shinola. Tom would never know the difference.
Posted by: SLO Jim   2006-08-31 15:55  

#5  I was just going to comment that this is a load of crap.
Posted by: Fred   2006-08-31 15:23  

#4  you've GOT to be shitting me.

;o) well...someone hadda say it!
Posted by: PlanetDan   2006-08-31 15:17  

#3  Maybe bronzed baby poo works like a sort of "Thetan Kryptonite"? Hell, Tom's prolly got it scattered all over the house.
Posted by: mcsegeek1   2006-08-31 15:02  

#2  "A bronzed cast of baby's first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family," gallery director David Kesting said, adding that he hoped the work would attract bids of up to 25 or 30,000 dollars.

I don't know who's more fucked up here, the lunatic parents who wanted this done, the loony tunes artist who cast it, or this guy, who I assume said the above with a straight face.
I wish I was rich and insane...


Posted by: tu3031   2006-08-31 14:46  

#1  YJCMTSU.
Posted by: mcsegeek1   2006-08-31 14:22  

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