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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Senior citizens find nurtured "weed" is pot
2006-08-26
Arizona seniors had no idea what the flourishing plant they nurtured in their driveway was until a passing deputy told them it was marijuana.
"Agatha! It's the cops!"
"Quick, Ezra! Hide the stash and look stoopid!"
A Yavapai County sheriff's department said a deputy spotted the blooming 5-foot-tall marijuana plant growing in the driveway of a retirement community near Prescott, midweek.
"Nice plant y'got there, Gramps!"
"We like it. What's it to ya, sonny?"
"The residents just thought it was a pretty weed and so they decided to nurture it," department spokeswoman Susan Quayle told Reuters by telephone.
"Hazel, don't forget to pick up some more Miracle Grow for the marahoochie plant!"
The officer yanked out the plant, which Quayle said was either "self-seeded or could have been dropped by a grandchild visiting the community."
"Oh, Gawd! Don't look, Agatha!"
"No citations were issued. The officer just educated them," she said.
"Is he gone yet?"
Posted by:Fred

#6  And a happy band of brothers they were. Especially if they served in the GAR wearing clothes made by GW. Their combat vehicles were probably called Streakers.
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2006-08-26 16:57  

#5  George Washington grew hemp and made clothes for the Grand Army of the Republic.
Posted by: .5MT   2006-08-26 16:22  

#4  They should have just grafted hops onto the root stalk... cough... cough..
Posted by: 3dc   2006-08-26 14:02  

#3  It's for curing their arthritis!
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-08-26 12:37  

#2  tomato plant...yeah...that's the ticket
Posted by: Frank G   2006-08-26 08:38  

#1  The grass that mows the gardener.
Posted by: Zenster   2006-08-26 02:46  

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