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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Pedal porn
2006-08-23
A parade of 30 topless porn stars riding motor bikes down the main street of New Zealand's biggest city, Willington, will go ahead.
“Police said they did not regard the parade of leather-clad porn stars as indecent...”
The 'Boobs on Bikes' parade got the green light, as there was no legal reason to stop it despite concerns by some councilors that granting it a permit would add legitimacy to the event. The parade, part of an 'Erotica Expo' organized by local entrepreneur Steve Crow, will proceed down Auckland's Queen Street. Police earlier said they did not regard the parade of leather-clad porn stars as indecent. However, the behavior of the participants during the parade might still attract the attention of police, he warned.
Actually, if somebody asked me to quick, describe something indecent, I might just reply "A parade of 30 topless leather-clad porn stars on motor bikes." Though I'll admit, I might not; up until now, I don't think I've ever thought of anything quite that indecent.
Posted by:Fred

#7  I don't know if there was that much porn stars in the LOTR trilogy... I dunno, mebbe South Park was onto something with this ep about the porn movie rented tape...
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-08-23 11:23  

#6  What!? No picture links?

By the way, would these "leather-clad porn stars" be left over cast members and extras from "The Lord of The Rings" or "The Last Samurai," both which were filmed in KiwiLand?
Posted by: Lancasters Over Dresden   2006-08-23 09:34  

#5  Willington? Is that near Wishington?
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2006-08-23 08:27  

#4  "I don't think I've ever thought of anything quite that indecent"

Hmmmm... I certainly can't say the same!

I want to make it to Burning Man at least once in my life.

Blackvenom-2001
Posted by: Blackvenom-2001   2006-08-23 08:26  

#3  Bah! A mere 30 participants? Permit me to refer you to Burning Man's "Critical Tits" parade of several hundred nekkid wimmen biking through camp. Y'all don't know what you're missing (well, besides one helluva sunburn). Life is good when you're a Burner.
Posted by: Zenster   2006-08-23 05:26  

#2  "Police earlier said they did not regard the parade of leather-clad porn stars as indecent."

As long as they get to watch, anyway!
Posted by: gorb   2006-08-23 03:01  

#1  This pillar of journalistic integrity needs more ...hmmmm, integrity. We can't assume every written word is an actual portrayal of events, we need pictures!
Posted by: Skidmark   2006-08-23 01:02  

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