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BRATTLEBORO, Vt. --Complaints about young people who spend time in downtown naked have prompted the Select Board to explore an anti-nudity ordinance. Groups of young people have been congregating in a downtown parking lot and enjoying the warm summer weather without clothing, and that bothers some local residents. "A parking lot is not a strip club. It's a parking lot," resident Theresa Toney told the Select Board last week. She said she has seen repeated instances of naked people hanging out downtown. "This is a problem. What about children seeing this?" Toney asked.
| I guess that could depend on whether the children are clothes or nekkid. On the other hand, I suppose we, the aged, should keep our clothes on to avoid causing them to fall into deep depression at the thought of looking like us someday. |
| “Vermont has no law against nudity, though some cities and towns ban it by ordinance...” |
Vermont has no law against nudity, though some cities and towns ban it by ordinance. | They also gave us Howard Dean. What more do you need to know |
News that the Select Board had asked Town Attorney Robert Fisher to research a possible local ordinance drew a protest of sorts Friday, as five young men gathered downtown and stripped their clothes off in protest. "There's no real valid way to justify the banning of nakedness," said one of the men, Adhi Palar, between licks on his clarinet. "Nakedness does not violate any human rights whatsoever."
| Oh, sure it does. Lots of people find it uncomfortable to look at. I enjoy the sight of a pretty girl. The more scantily clad they are the happier I am, but not at work and not on the streets downtown. It's distracting. And the sight of nekkid guys does zip for me. |
With no law to enforce, Police Chief John Martin was taking a laid-back approach. "What's the harm?" Martin asked. "It's a problem to the extent that it bothers people, but we've always had it here. We get calls and we check out what's going on. Even though there's often no criminal violation, we want to be sure there isn't a confrontation. Or that someone is not emotionally disturbed." A criminal charge might result if the nudity is sexual in nature, with the purpose of "gratification or the intent of arousing oneself or another," Martin said. |