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Israel-Palestine-Jordan
The Kat who Crossed the Border
2006-08-20
An unusual sight was seen a few days ago, with the exit of Paratrooper Brigade forces from Lebanon: one of the brigade reserve soldiers was carrying, along with all his heavy equipment and weapon, a white kitten. "On the way back to Israeli territory we passed through the village of Kauzer," said the soldier, "and all of a sudden I saw a kitten coming out of one of the houses. After a few seconds I realized it is wounded and that its hearing has been hurt. I picked it up and carried it for six kilometers, until we reached Israeli territory. I decided it deserves a better future. After all, it is not its fault that war broke out." The first thing the cat and its new owner did after having crossed the border into Israeli territory was to share IDF military canned meat. The cat was named Kauzer by its new owner.

Lucky Kat..
Posted by:RD

#9  I'm suprised Olmert didn't have him shot for looting.
Posted by: Gleanter Fluck8145   2006-08-20 21:08  

#8  Equip him, train him, and take the sniper kitty with you when you go back to Hezbollahistan.
Posted by: GK   2006-08-20 15:17  

#7  I wonder if this soldier realizes the a large pecentage of all white cats are born deaf
Posted by: Leonidas   2006-08-20 14:56  

#6  How long until we hear about the Israeli war crime of kidnapping innocent Lebanese kitty cats?
Posted by: Angie Schultz   2006-08-20 14:48  

#5  ifin the whole pack is really starved, fry up sum pork chops and make biscuits and gravy too.
Posted by: RD   2006-08-20 14:29  

#4  A Gourmand's treat for every critter in the house... once in a blue moon.

Corned beef Along with Home Fries and Free Range Fresh Eggs™.

slo fry heaps of Potatoes in Butter till nice and Crusty. X-large skillet

slo fry pile of Corned Beef till crusty w/chopped onions & GREEN peppers, [not too many] [w/corned beef, green is best]

Eggs..suit thyself but w/corned beef fried sunny side up is best.

bon appetite

Posted by: RD   2006-08-20 14:26  

#3   IDF military canned meat
NOTSPAM.

I do wonder what it is tho. Corned beef maybe? I have the occasional weakness for the Hormel canned stuff.
Posted by: 6   2006-08-20 08:01  

#2  Poor kitty
Posted by: badanov   2006-08-20 07:02  

#1  Deadly IDF KAT Trainer and Kung Fu Kat
Posted by: RD   2006-08-20 01:30  

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