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Israel-Palestine-Jordan |
Hezbollah Foiled By Rocket Proof Boobies |
2006-08-15 |
An Israeli woman's breast implants saved her life when she was wounded in a Hizbollah rocket attack during Israel's war with the Lebanese group, a hospital spokesman said on Tuesday. Doctors found shrapnel embedded in the silicone implants, just inches from the 24-year-old's heart. "She was saved from death," said a spokesman for Nahariya Hospital in northern Israel. The woman has been released from hospital. |
Posted by:Thoth |
#22 Uh hum...back to the "topic at hand." Were there any pics of said "victim." By that I mean "before explosion" pics? |
Posted by: BA 2006-08-15 23:26 |
#21 my cat likes postal boxes - they have slanted sides - lady friend works there and gets them for me |
Posted by: Frank G 2006-08-15 22:33 |
#20 Hi, Mom! Long time no see. Glad to make it for her - it's the least I could do. (Everyone should have a |
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2006-08-15 22:15 |
#19 (yeah, of course. They're guys... sordid... comes with the territory..) Hi, Barb! Sgt/Cpl. Blondie loved the quilt! The cats are sleeping on it this minute... expansive thank-you card to follow, of course! |
Posted by: Sgt. Mom 2006-08-15 22:05 |
#18 *Hand raised* I know! I know! Call on me! ;-p Oh, um, hi, Sgt. Mom. Who, me? Nome, I didn't say nothing; must have been someone else.... |
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2006-08-15 22:01 |
#17 is there any other kind? |
Posted by: RD 2006-08-15 21:37 |
#16 Did you mean sordid? |
Posted by: Nimble Spemble 2006-08-15 21:35 |
#15 I shall leave that question to your assorted imaginations... |
Posted by: Sgt. Mom 2006-08-15 21:29 |
#14 sounds like a smothering |
Posted by: Frank G 2006-08-15 21:28 |
#13 Interesting for us or for him, Mom??? LOL |
Posted by: lotp 2006-08-15 21:20 |
#12 Serious need-to-know, Besoeker. Any more, and I'd have to kill you in a fairly interesting way. ;-) |
Posted by: Sgt. Mom 2006-08-15 21:16 |
#11 Sgt Mom, where did you come by that information? Whahahahaa. |
Posted by: Besoeker 2006-08-15 21:10 |
#10 ;-) |
Posted by: lotp 2006-08-15 19:54 |
#9 Ummm... DOD hospitals will definitly do reductions, as a military neccessity. As odd as it seems, having smaller boobies can be construed as a military "good thing". Say, like being able to run, without the risk of giving yourself a black eye, or having to wrap yourself in about three layers of ace bandages... and the boulder-holders for women with... ummm, a generous endowment and a small rib-cage are... umm, hard to find and expensive when you do, not to speak of the long-term damage to the shoulders and back. I was told that reduction surgery as a military neccessity was on the house, and so was reconstructive--- after all, it would keep skilled plastic surgeons interested and up to date, but purely aesthetic implant surgery... best have a really convincing rationale for that. Really. Please don't ask me why I know all this. |
Posted by: Sgt. Mom 2006-08-15 19:51 |
#8 #7 I can see it now... designer boobies... Kevlar and camo color schemed... ok with me as long as they never permit reactive armor. |
Posted by: RD 2006-08-15 17:07 |
#7 I can see it now... designer boobies... Kevlar and camo color schemed... |
Posted by: Claising Jaith3728 2006-08-15 16:36 |
#6 They should start mixing Kevlar in with the silicon. |
Posted by: Dar 2006-08-15 16:30 |
#5 Shieldwolf, That seems reasonable to me. No civilian insurance plan pays for those. Reconstructive surgery such as post-mastectomy care is an exception, of course. |
Posted by: Eric Jablow 2006-08-15 16:22 |
#4 There was a big stink about that 18 months ago so the DOD rules are : if the woman is active duty and buys the implants herself, the base hospital will do the surgery for free. That way, the doctors at the military hospital get the experience, and the DOD does not buy the implants - thereby cutting down on the congressional "outrage". |
Posted by: Shieldwolf 2006-08-15 16:14 |
#3 I've heard, but don't know for fact, that DOD will give you a free pair if you are active duty. Rationale is that helps keep hours and proficiency up for surgical staff. |
Posted by: Classical_Liberal 2006-08-15 15:54 |
#2 Should make them standard army issue. Would never again have any recruiting problems. |
Posted by: DoDo 2006-08-15 15:39 |
#1 I'm glad those damn things are good for something. |
Posted by: Glenmore 2006-08-15 15:17 |