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| Top Muslim policeman slams UK "terror profile" plan |
| 2006-08-15 |
| Posted by:anonymous5089 |
| #13 Based on his rank, I'll guess he's been around a while. Would have been fascinating to see if he supported profiling Irishmen as terrorists back in the days the IRA was blowing crap up around London. Betcha he did. Yeah, yeah, I know.....not part of the ummah, so of course profiling them doesn't count. |
| Posted by: Swamp Blondie 2006-08-15 20:10 |
| #12 Muslim first, old boy. |
| Posted by: SR-71 2006-08-15 19:42 |
| #11 So his loyalty is to the ummah before the law. |
| Posted by: Robert Crawford 2006-08-15 18:22 |
| #10 Top Muslim policeman slams UK "terror profile" plan Thereby proving that he doesn't belong in the job. |
| Posted by: gorb 2006-08-15 17:18 |
| #9 In fact only Asian muzzies need to be profiled, not all Asians. |
| Posted by: Duh! 2006-08-15 15:08 |
| #8 Loved Blade Runner |
| Posted by: Frank G 2006-08-15 14:54 |
| #7 Tell your fellow Splodydopes to stop causing mayhem and for your fellow muzzies to stop supporting terror against the West. Otherwise, you fit the profile and you are going to jail. |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2006-08-15 13:36 |
| #6 Oh, and from Blade Runner: "C'mon Deckard, you know the score. If you're not cop you're little people." |
| Posted by: mojo 2006-08-15 13:35 |
| #5 He can always quit. Other than that, shut up and do your job. |
| Posted by: mojo 2006-08-15 13:32 |
| #4 Shut up and do your job |
| Posted by: Frank G 2006-08-15 13:13 |
| #3 The Muslem Offense Level Explained (Religious Policeman) Just to remind you what the various levels mean: LOW Meaning - We are slightly miffed, although we are not sure why. We think we are not as popular as we would like to be. Non-Muslim response - Tread very carefully and do not offend us Consequence of non-compliance - We will get very cross and stamp our feet GUARDED Meaning - We are quite offended, because people are generally picking on us. Non-Muslim response - Stop making jokes about us Consequence of non-compliance - We will rant on about "Islamophobia" and "Orientalism", although we don't understand what those words really mean ELEVATED Meaning - We are definitely cross, because people keep blaming us for 9/11, Parisian cars getting torched, Saudi women getting stoned Non-Muslim response - Pretend that these things have nothing to do with Islam or Muslims, tell everyone how we brought algebra to 9th Century Spain Consequence of non-compliance - We will cause even more mayhem. Did you leave your car out in the street? HIGH Meaning - We are extremely offended by a particular individual or country Non-Muslim response - That individual or country must apologize Consequence of non-compliance - Individual; Fatwa, assassination, or both. Country; Boycott (unless you export things the Saudi Royal Family are consumers of), and Saudi newspapers write a long string of boring and repetitive articles that you will never read but will drive Saudi readers to distraction. SEVERE Meaning - We have had enough of your rudeness and ridicule and have gone completely ballistic Non-Muslim response - We demand that the Pope and President Bush go down on their knees and apologize personally for every rude thing that everyone has ever said about us over the last 1400 years, and promise that it won't happen again Consequence of non-compliance - We will cease the export of oil, therefore depriving the numerous Saudi Royal Family of all income, we will cease the import of all cars, tanks, airplanes (military and civil), computers, building technology, infrastructure and general professional expertise, and we will stop visiting Western fleshpots like the South of France, the USA, London..... Honest. We will. We really mean it this time. Just you wait. We really will. You better believe it. We're not kidding. We're telling you. Honest. Don't make us do it..... |
| Posted by: BrerRabbit 2006-08-15 13:00 |
| #2 Such a move could spark outrage among Britain's Muslims but aviation experts Will someone please tell me just how pissed off they can actually become? |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2006-08-15 12:53 |
| #1 Shoe doesn't fit flat foot? |
| Posted by: Perfesser 2006-08-15 12:39 |