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Ohio Man Claims Civil Right to Have Sex with Boys |
2006-08-03 |
![]() CLEVELAND -- It was probably not a defense the court had heard before. A suburban Cleveland man accused of sexually assaulting nine disabled boys told a judge Wednesday that his apartment was a religious sanctuary where smoking marijuana and having sex with children are sacred rituals protected by civil rights laws. The admitted pedophile offered a surprising defense Wednesday to 74 charges of rape, drugs and pandering obscenity to minors. Appearing in an Ohio court for a pretrial hearing, Phillip Distasio, 34, of Rocky River, Ohio, said he was a pedophile. He told the judge, "I'm a pedophile. I've been a pedophile for 20 years. The only reason I'm charged with rape is that no one believes a child can consent to sex. The role of my ministry is to get these cases out of the courtrooms." |
Posted by:mcsegeek1 |
#8 Blondie, I've been stockpiling Corbon .45 ammo, and my SIG is cleaned and ready. Can I volunteer? |
Posted by: mcsegeek1 2006-08-03 20:20 |
#7 Nah, Mike, they all suffer from a lead deficiency, best cured with one shot to the 'nads followed by one to the skull, both of them point blank. A time interval of at least one hour, possibly more, between the first shot and the second is acceptable, in fact, it's recommended. |
Posted by: Swamp Blondie 2006-08-03 18:29 |
#6 Uh, Distasio, there is already a 1400 year old religion for boinking little children. Ever consider reverting? |
Posted by: ed 2006-08-03 15:55 |
#5 Nope. Too instantaneous. Stick with the original. |
Posted by: mcsegeek1 2006-08-03 15:55 |
#4 Interesting. Autistic boys have the mental capacity to form consent? What's the matter? All the Down's Syndrome kids busy? I like the idea of the millstone. Except I'd drop it on him from a very tall building. |
Posted by: Dreadnought 2006-08-03 15:51 |
#3 Speechless. |
Posted by: anonymous5089 2006-08-03 15:30 |
#2 The more you tolerate, the more you get. |
Posted by: Shuque Spavise4087 2006-08-03 15:20 |
#1 Sex Offender Treatment & Rehabilitation Kit Contents: one (1) great millstone one (1) length of rope Other required materials: one (1) large body of water boat or dock (optional) Download assembly instructions here. |
Posted by: Mike 2006-08-03 14:10 |