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Syria-Lebanon-Iran
Iranian hardline students leave to fight Israel
2006-07-28
A group of hardline Iranian students left for Lebanon on Wednesday pledging to help Hizbollah fight Israeli forces there, witnesses said.
You read it here first...
Iranian hardliners have made great public show of recruiting volunteers for "martyrdom-seeking operations" in recent years, but there is no record of any of these Iranian volunteers taking part in attacks in Iraq, or against Israel. "The Prophet Mohammad's army is on its way to fight against the Zionists," chanted some 50 volunteers at Tehran's Behesht-e Zahra cemetery, where a large tree-lined area is dedicated to Iran's "martyrs" killed in the 1980-88 war with Iraq. "A group of 200 volunteer students will be dispatched to Lebanon via Turkey. We are leaving Tehran today by bus," Amir Jalili, a spokesman for the group, told Reuters.
"200 tickets to Beirut, please. One way only."
"We hope Turkey will let us pass the border and go to Syria. If not we will come back to Tehran."
I hope Turkey lets you pass and the Israelis kill half of you and maim the other half for life.
Posted by:Fred

#24  They should track these buses, and just as soon as they pass into Lebanon...

KABOOM!!!

I think it would make a fine message.
Posted by: Grerert Shinese2335   2006-07-28 20:29  

#23  Reckon there's a detonator in there?

Nope. He's just happy to ... well, march up and down the square at any rate.
Posted by: eLarson   2006-07-28 15:04  

#22  Must remember, there's no "official" link with the Mad Mullahs. Right. You betcha.

Say hi to the 12th Imam on your way to hell, boys!
Posted by: Swamp Blondie   2006-07-28 14:55  

#21  ewww the immage Jan that's tooo vivid!! LOL!

»:-)
Posted by: RD   2006-07-28 14:19  

#20  Ed, I just got sent a photo email of a "virgin" that was so large you could only see the guys ankles with her on top of him, (I wish I had access to my email from here) telling him he only had 71 more to go, pretty funny.
Virgins come in all sizes heh.
Posted by: Jan (at work)   2006-07-28 13:45  

#19  All the way to Tel Aviv, right, boys? Sure...
I'll be amazed if they make it to Beirut alive.
Posted by: tu3031   2006-07-28 13:08  

#18  Ahhh...more blood sacrifice for allan. Kool-aid anyone?
Posted by: anymouse   2006-07-28 13:05  

#17  LOL, mrp. I presume that's Mad Mullah Wormeini and this is the penalty for flaunting a double-secret probation fatwa, LOL. :)
Posted by: Whuck Shomomp2251   2006-07-28 12:57  

#16  From the linked article:

The volunteers stressed theirs was a private initiative, not backed by state authorities. The group, calling itself the Justice-Seeking Movement of Students, said they had no military training. Some 50 students boarded buses from Tehran, but more were to join them from other cities at the border, they said.

This may not be entirely true. There are rumors that there may have been some "coercion", as this alleged fragment from an alleged intercept reveals:

(Mad Mullah): Abu, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?

(Abu): Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.

(Mad Mullah): Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.

(Abu): You're talking about The Glorious Lions, sir.
...
Posted by: mrp   2006-07-28 12:46  

#15  Death of the no-so-innocents?
Posted by: Secret Master   2006-07-28 11:27  

#14  200 "volunteers" hmmm that means they'll need 14,400 virgins if they are successful...

Ran out of 'em?
Posted by: BigEd   2006-07-28 11:23  

#13  Iranian hardline students cannon fodder leave to fight Israel die

There - fixed it for ya'. :-D
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2006-07-28 10:52  

#12  Today, we have a new ME word - hard liner.
In baseball, that would be a fast level hit, but in Farsi, it means useful fool. Yes, useful fools will board buses for the fighting in Lebanon.
I do hope they make it there. Kind of like crossing the bridge into Fredricksburg.
Posted by: wxjames   2006-07-28 10:51  

#11  ...Iranian officials have repeatedly said such groups have no official sanction and say they can operate only "as long as their ideas are limited to theory."

Maybe Rooters thinks this is, theoreticaly, the hardline militant/insurgent negotiating team of fighting volunteer idea debaters. Film at eleven.
Posted by: Inspector Clueso   2006-07-28 09:34  

#10  ------ Hizbollah USO COUPON -----------

Good for 5 cups of tea at any Starbucks in Beirut or surrounding communities. Can only be redeemed by armed, hardline Iranian student seeking martyrdom. Good for... oh what the hell, it's good for ETERNITY!
Posted by: Besoeker   2006-07-28 08:13  

#9  I can never figger out the guy in sunglasses with his thumb in his pocket. Reckon there's a detonator in there?
Posted by: Quana   2006-07-28 08:05  

#8  Are these just regular students or 'elite' students?
Posted by: Raj   2006-07-28 06:27  

#7  Iranian student (without S) returns from fighting Israel.
Posted by: JFM   2006-07-28 06:08  

#6  those protesters in Boston need to go over there too
Posted by: Jan   2006-07-28 02:32  

#5  Let's make sure that they all travel in dedicated buses, with great big "bulls eyes" painted on the roofs.
Posted by: Lone Ranger   2006-07-28 02:06  

#4  200 tickets to Allahland with a convenient stopover in Beirut.
Posted by: Captain America   2006-07-28 01:47  

#3  Curse you punks.
Posted by: newc   2006-07-28 00:36  

#2  make that southern Beirut
Posted by: Jan   2006-07-28 00:32  

#1  Turn these suckers into pig feed or make them vegetables that Levant always refers to. What a bunch of maroons. I really really wish we could bring in the B-52's on these assholes (and the other assholes too of course).
Posted by: Remoteman   2006-07-28 00:15  

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