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Veteran Hooker Becomes Local Landmark
2006-07-18
Brigitte, a blond, big-bosomed prostitute with a heart of gold, has been plying her trade on the streets of Koblenz for 47 years. She's so well known now she even had a role in a promotional film for the region.

Come pouring rain, bitter cold, baking sun and everything in between, Brigitte -- no last names please -- has been practicing the world's oldest profession and everyone in Koblenz knows her.

"I still have fun doing it," said Brigitte, who, like many ladies of a certain age, declines to reveal the exact year of her birth, although she'll admit she's somewhere in her mid-sixties.

She's become such a fixture in the city, that recently she had a role in an ironic film about the region, entitled "You Are Koblenz" along with other local celebrities.

"Hello you Koblenz people, this is your Brigittchen," she says on camera. She need say no more.

When she was younger, Brigitte trained to be a hairdresser, then worked in a police academy cafeteria and the hotel business. Finally, she decided to pursue a more horizontally oriented profession. She's keeping mum about why.

Brigitte has become such a fixture in the town that tour guide Manfred Gniffke often takes visitor groups by her favorite spot.

After almost half a century, Brigitte still has her energy, although she says after about another decade she might decide to finally call it a night. She doesn't appear to be worried about getting lonely after she stops seeing clients, even though she's single. In fact, Brigitte says she's never wanted a husband.

"Rather than having a man to myself, I'd rather have a new one every ten minutes," she said.
Posted by:Sholuth Flotch4186

#6  Anonymoose, at this time in my life I think that's a damn fine evening.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2006-07-18 19:16  

#5  I imagine most of her clientele are older gentlemen who buy her drinks and dinner to hang out, and she tickles them under the chin and calls them "handsome", maybe with a warm bear hug and a peck on the cheek.

And they feel they really get their money's worth.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2006-07-18 19:05  

#4  ......I recall.....Central Park in fall......how you tore your dress.....what a mess....
Posted by: mcsegeek1   2006-07-18 15:01  

#3  Loading Wayne Newton's Danke Schoen onto my pod while I read this a second time.
Posted by: Besoeker   2006-07-18 13:50  

#2  Reminds me of the Exhibitionist who is thinking about hanging up his trench coat for the last time but decides to stick it out one more year.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2006-07-18 11:23  

#1  And I thought she'd get a golf course in her honor, a place where men could put their shots and balls into many holes.
Posted by: Lancasters Over Dresden   2006-07-18 08:29  

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