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Blitzed birds run afowl of the law
2006-06-26
Four pelicans were being detained in an animal drunk tank Friday on suspicion of public intoxication, authorities in Southern California said. One of the birds was in guarded condition after allegedly flying under the influence Thursday and crashing through the windshield of a car on Pacific Coast Highway in Laguna Beach, Calif. The driver was rattled but uninjured. The other California brown pelicans were nabbed in backyards or wandering streets in a daze.
"C'mon, birdy! Into the paddy wagon wit' yez! Yez can sleep it off down at the station house!"
Although toxicology tests aren't complete (there are no bird breathalyzers), such behavior usually signals domoic acid poisoning from eating algae, said Lisa Birkle, assistant wildlife director at the Wetlands and Wildlife Care Center in Huntington Beach, Calif., which is caring for the brown pelicans. Domoic acid was likely to have been the culprit behind a 1961 sea bird invasion that inspired Alfred Hitchcock's classic horror film The Birds.
Mmmmm! Tippi Hedron!
According to news reports, thousands of befuddled birds rained down on Northern California towns in August 1961, slamming into buildings and pecking eight humans. Nobody is predicting a Hitchcockian invasion in the latest incident, but Birkle urged Southern California residents to be on the lookout for pelicans acting disoriented or turning up in unusual locations.
"Calling all cars! Be on the lookout for sloshed pelicans! That is all!"
In the past week, the wildlife center has fielded 16 calls of suspicious bird behavior. More incidents are likely, because ocean waters south of Los Angeles Harbor have tested positive for poisonous algae, Birkle said. After the pelicans being held in Huntington Beach have sobered up, they will be released on their own recognizance.
Posted by:Fred

#10  Pelicans as Godzilla - sorry, just doesn't work for me.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2006-06-26 23:54  

#9  har har har! Ima sneer at youz attempts at hourmors. Yes I do. LOL!
Posted by: 6   2006-06-26 19:09  

#8  Though . . . who could forget Gregory Peck's performance in the original.
Posted by: Mike   2006-06-26 16:33  

#7  Along with Peter Finch and Walter Piegon.

The 2006 remake stars Russell Crowe, and has music on the soundtrack by Sheryl Crow and the Counting Crows.
Posted by: Mike   2006-06-26 13:21  

#6  Mmmmm! Tippi Hedron!

Indeed! Along with Peter Finch and Walter Piegon.
Posted by: 6   2006-06-26 13:06  

#5  Funny thing about the pelican. His beak can hold more than his bellycan.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2006-06-26 12:08  

#4  Beverage alert, Korora!
Posted by: Seafarious   2006-06-26 11:54  

#3  LOL
Posted by: lotp   2006-06-26 11:33  

#2  Had they shared any (domoic) acid with young common starlings, they could have been picked up for contributing to the delinquency of mynahs.
Posted by: Korora   2006-06-26 11:32  

#1  Paging Mr. Hitchcock!
Posted by: Mike   2006-06-26 11:12  

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