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9/11 conspiracy theorists gather at LA conference |
2006-06-26 |
![]() "There are so many prominent people who are incredibly well-respected who have stated that the evidence is overwhelming that 9/11 was an inside job," syndicated radio talk show host Alex Jones told a news conference. "There are hundreds of smoking guns that people need to be made aware of," said Jones, calling for the impeachment of President George W. Bush. |
Posted by:Fred |
#17 LOL Mr. James! Maybe I misread you. |
Posted by: 6 2006-06-26 17:19 |
#16 did they have a fruit cup for lunch? |
Posted by: mhw 2006-06-26 17:10 |
#15 Better check to see who is missing asylum inmates. |
Posted by: JohnQC 2006-06-26 16:16 |
#14 Some people aren't on speaking terms with the truth. |
Posted by: Zenster 2006-06-26 15:50 |
#13 No no no, no need for bombers, or black helicopters. These people are utter jokes, and taking 'em out that way only gives them attention. Why not drop some acid in their water supply, as well as a healthy dose of salmonella or something else just as effective on the gastro-intestinal tract. That should generate plenty of discussion points for them. Or why not put some of those low-frequency riot control devices in the hall (on the queasy stomach or low-grade paranoia setting). Or have someone in a black suit and shades walk through the hall, talking into his cuff. Bonus points for having red LEDs on the other side of the shades. The possibilities are endless...although to be honest, I think these people need help more than anything else. Sad bastards. |
Posted by: Tony (UK) 2006-06-26 15:46 |
#12 Damn! To think I missed the reynold's wrap consession opportunity on this one. |
Posted by: Whinemp Unogum4891 2006-06-26 15:11 |
#11 I think having a few Black Helicopters constantly buzzing the conference site might be amusing. |
Posted by: Steve 2006-06-26 13:14 |
#10 "Would've been a great occasion for a JDAM test shot." There remains one fully operational RAF Lancaster Bomber today. Usually brought out during important dates, like D-Day anniversary. So how about a fly-over this conference, and just for old times, dropping a 10,000-pound blockbuster? |
Posted by: Lancasters Over Dresden 2006-06-26 13:00 |
#9 "Hundreds of smoking |
Posted by: Xbalanke 2006-06-26 12:04 |
#8 Only 1200? I would have thought there was 10 times that number of moonbats in California alone. |
Posted by: Cyber Sarge 2006-06-26 11:52 |
#7 Would've been a great occasion for a JDAM test shot. |
Posted by: Mike 2006-06-26 11:14 |
#6 Wow, all those different conspiracy theories in one room? Most mutually exclusive of each other. The nutbars must look around and realize that they cannot, possibly, ALL be right. Even they have got to see that. What they won't see is that while they can't all be right, they can all certainly be wrong. The plethora convention. Yeesh. |
Posted by: Thinemp Whimble2412 2006-06-26 10:13 |
#5 Lots and lots of tin foil! |
Posted by: 49 Pan 2006-06-26 09:00 |
#4 Assclowns all |
Posted by: Captain America 2006-06-26 08:55 |
#3 "Hundreds of smoking guns" Actually, no guns were involved in the 9/11 radical Islamic attack tragedy. Imagine being one of these conspiracy guys, and going there and bumping into endless alternate theories while fighting to advance your own theory. The thoughts go through your head (these jerks have no clue of what really happened) (but I know) (where was Rove on the evening of 9/10 ?) (that's the key) (Rove is the key) (why won't they listen to me) (what's that jerk eating, looks like vomit) (where's the men's room ?) (where's my wallet ?) |
Posted by: wxjames 2006-06-26 08:03 |
#2 These guys need girlfriends. |
Posted by: JerseyMike 2006-06-26 07:03 |
#1 The Trekker rejects. Woop. Woop. |
Posted by: Ebbealing Snerert8814 2006-06-26 00:58 |