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Watch World Cup And Burn In Hell For Eternity
2006-06-09
(via Little Green Footballs)
Saudi cleric Nasser bin Sliman Al-Omar explains why watching the World Cup may cause you to be condemned to eternal torment.

Nasser bin Sliman Al-Omar: With regard to the World Cup... Let me ask you, brother Muhammad... May Allah protect your daughter and sons, but imagine that you are about to undergo a surgical operation, and they tell you the doctor is late because he is watching the game. How would you feel?

Interviewer: Undoubtedly, very bad.

Nasser bin Sliman Al-Omar: OK, imagine that while paying a condolence call, one of the people gets up and turns on the TV to watch the game, and he begins to clap his hands?

Interviewer: No doubt, this is bad.

Nasser bin Sliman Al-Omar: Our brothers are being killed in all corners of the world, yet we sit down to watch the World Cup?

[...]

You know how our sons used to admire one of the great players. You know how our sons used to admire him. He came as a guest to a certain Saudi city. He was hosted by one of the soccer clubs. They imitated him in everything, including his earring. Someone asked a young man: “Why are you wearing an earring?” He answered: “Because that player wears one.” He said to him: “But he wears it on his left ear,” so the young man moved it to his left ear. Do you know what became of this player? He became a drug addict, despite being an international player, and he began to visit the so-called Wailing Wall in Israel. This is the man admired by our sons, I’m sad to say.

[...]

During the last World Cup, while the call for prayer was being aired on TV... the TV that was broadcasting the game announced: “We will now broadcast the call for prayer.” The ball was really close to the goal at that moment, and one guy got up and cursed the muazzin.

[...]

I am saying to the fathers, to the mothers, and to the people who watch these games: On Judgment Day, a page in the book will be opened for you, and it will say that you sat and watched the games. Will this make you happy or miserable? Will this make you happy on Judgment Day, when you face Allah, or will you wish you had never watched these games?
Posted by:Anonymoose

#13  Interrrupting your life five times a day to waggle your butt towards Mecca really cuts into quality time.

No wonder they're so pissed off all the time. If they have to endure this misery, then the whole damn world should as well.
Posted by: Thinemp Whimble2412   2006-06-09 19:07  

#12  No, no, no . . . a 0-0 metric football match only feels like eternal torment.
Posted by: Mike   2006-06-09 15:19  

#11  Not just hell, but sissy hell, where even the demons wear tight, tiny shorts.
Posted by: ed   2006-06-09 14:16  

#10  Well, you know, if you watch the World Cup then you go to Hell, it must mean that the vast numbers of Americans who don't give a damn about soccer are going to Heaven.

Ergo, they play "real" football in Heaven.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2006-06-09 13:49  

#9  I dunno, an earring in the LEFT EAR

No doubt it stirred up .... feelings
Posted by: lotp   2006-06-09 13:35  

#8  It ain't real football if you don't use your hands
Posted by: Frank G   2006-06-09 13:33  

#7  This nutcase iman has not seen the Univision bodypaint calandars for the World Cup. With wimmin painted in their teams colors..
Otherwise this report would not be so tame.

heh heh heh
Posted by: 3dc   2006-06-09 12:55  

#6  I'm a soccer fan, but some 0-0 defensive matches seem like eternal torment in themselves.
Posted by: Uneper Sleting2563   2006-06-09 12:15  

#5  Wow!
His logic is inescapable. Basically anything fun or enjoyable in life is contradictory to Islam. Sex, booze, music, a good Bratwurst, and now even soccer!
Holy shit, where do I sign up!
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2006-06-09 12:12  

#4  Being a huge fan of the beautiful game, I say it's worth it. Phones go off the hook in T -35 minutes.
Posted by: Rafael   2006-06-09 11:22  

#3  Let me ask you, brother Muhammad... May Allah protect your daughter and sons, but imagine that you are rigging up a bomb, and you are distracted because you are watching the game and you connect the wrong wires and explode in a ball of fire and shrapnel. How would you feel?

Brother Muhammed: Undoubtedly, very bad.
Posted by: tu3031   2006-06-09 10:28  

#2  Are you sure this wasn't an interview with Pat Robertson?
Posted by: Seafarious   2006-06-09 10:24  

#1  Yaeh, cuz Allan's so merciful, and compassionate, and stuff....
Posted by: mcsegeek1   2006-06-09 10:16  

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