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2006-06-03
Posted by:Fred

#23  Dear Emily,
I hope you don't mind my using your christian name. Ha! That's a little levity for you. I don't need any advice, I'm more of a giver, a dispenser of all that is right and good. So bear with me, this could be a long thread paragraph. I find that many people "netizens if you will" of Rantburg are unwilling to listen to nuance and a differing opinion. That's because they are stupid and hide behind a finger. I guess we all can agree on that. Anyway I just wanted you to know that IMA PROSECUTE!

Regards, regrets
Demos
Posted by: Demos   2006-06-03 14:37  

#22  Anon RBee, exes are usually ex for good reason, and if you didn't follow the advice anyway while married, then I'm not entirely sure why advice is being sought.

All is lost then, 0 gawd what a cruel cruel world...

Akk!

Ima
shrinking
Posted by: Anon RBee   2006-06-03 20:23  

#21  I believe the Eagle will declare War when the Rolling Tide goes back out to sea. Or around the toilet bowl.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2006-06-03 19:41  

#20  The following was found in the alley behind RB Press. It was written on a torn paper bag in 3 colors of crayon (Puce, Chartreuse and Putty). I post it here as a public service LOL:

Dear Emily, I hope you don't mind my using your christian name. Ha! That's a little levity for you. I don't need any advice, I'm more of a giver, a dispenser of all that is right and good. So bear with me, this could be a long thread paragraph. I find that many people "netizens if you will" of Rantburg are unwilling to listen to nuance and a differing opinion. That's because they are stupid and hide behind a finger. I guess we all can agree on that. Anyway I just wanted you to know that IMA PROSECUTE! Regards, regrets Demos
Posted by: lotp   2006-06-03 16:13  

#19  J Rubenstein, as this seems to be a Bama-specific matter, I will refer you to Task Force Dothan.
Posted by: Seafarious   2006-06-03 15:59  

#18  Anon RBee, exes are usually ex for good reason, and if you didn't follow the advice anyway while married, then I'm not entirely sure why advice is being sought.
Posted by: Seafarious   2006-06-03 15:57  

#17  Dear Aunt Emily:
A serious letter is missing, I don't blame you, but serious forces are arrayed against me in an effort to keep me quiet. I must ROLL TIDE!

yOUrs Truely
Jack
Posted by: J Rubenstein   2006-06-03 15:07  

#16  Nothing wrong with the RAB escapades, Steve, just that a new tabloid featuring Emily dispensing advice to the lovelorn is much nicer. BTW, how the heck do you open page 22.
Posted by: GK   2006-06-03 13:32  

#15  Great new feature, Fred!
Posted by: button   2006-06-03 13:04  

#14  *ask her*
Posted by: Anon RBee   2006-06-03 11:22  

#13  Dear Auntie Emily of page 6r,

searching for the ex-wife proxie should I call direct and her for some advice?
Posted by: Anon RBee   2006-06-03 11:21  

#12  What's wrong with the Crossfire Gazette? It's a regular feature on the Rantburg Defender-Scimitar!
Posted by: Steve White   2006-06-03 10:24  

#11  Is that a pictute of Ethel? Keeper of Fred's pills?
Posted by: CrazyFool   2006-06-03 09:52  

#10  Does the Sunday edition come with coupons?
Posted by: IG-88   2006-06-03 08:40  

#9  Thanks, Fred. Beats hell out of the Crossfire Gazette and the advice column is a nice touch.
Posted by: GK   2006-06-03 07:57  

#8  Muckeeee! Muckeeeee! Now! Now! Now! Come home!
Posted by: 6   2006-06-03 06:39  

#7  :-) taking one for the team, huh?
Posted by: Frank G   2006-06-03 01:03  

#6  Naked as an egg on Page 22?

Where is Page 22??!!!
Posted by: Glolutch Ebbick6139   2006-06-03 01:01  

#5  OK, I'll play along. Go ahead, ask Auntie Em.

Caveat postor: I just checked the calendar, and it's Saturday, which means I'll be more out than in, but I will drop by from time to time.

My first advice is to go pay for your subscription to the Rantburg Defender-Scimitar over at the PayPal button. Operators are standing by.

The Auntie is IN.
Posted by: Seafarious   2006-06-03 00:36  

#4  The best newspaper in town!
Posted by: Scooter McGruder   2006-06-03 00:25  

#3  Yowzer!
Posted by: DanNY   2006-06-03 00:09  

#2  Ask Auntie-em?

LOL!
Posted by: CrazyFool   2006-06-03 00:09  

#1  Meow!
Posted by: Frank G   2006-06-03 00:07  

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