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Arabia
Naked 'Sorceress' Falls From the Sky
2006-05-30
MADINAH — Members of the Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice received a call of a suspected African "sorceress" in the holy city's Al-Seeh neighborhood. Members of the committee along with police went to the suspected den of the black arts to find a naked African woman.
"Don't look, Mahmoud!"
Embarrassed about busting into an apartment containing a naked woman, police paused just long enough for the woman to attempt an escape, still naked, through the window of her flat.
"You'll never take me alive, coppers! [Crash!]"
Police followed in pursuit to discover that the woman had crashed through the ceiling of the neighbor's flimsy house and landed on the floor next to a bed of sleeping children. The woman was arrested, but not before she was provided some dignity in the form of clothing.
"Here, put this on! Stop looking, Mahmoud!"
Posted by:Fred

#13  So, what is a nutjob ? Is it different at night ?

Properly performed, it takes two and if you're lucky, yes.
Posted by: Zenster   2006-05-30 20:30  

#12  So, what is a nutjob ? Is it different at night ?
Posted by: wxjames   2006-05-30 16:42  

#11  Rantburg U strikes again: now we're learning French, criminy.
Posted by: Steve White   2006-05-30 16:19  

#10  Nues: can be clouds or naked (women) depending of context.

Let's not forget that Nut was the ancient Egyptian goddess of the night whose naked body formed the night sky.

Coincidence? I report, you decide.
Posted by: Xbalanke   2006-05-30 13:53  

#9  Nuee Ardente:
http://www.volcanolive.com/nuee.html
Posted by: mojo   2006-05-30 11:04  

#8  Nues: can be clouds or naked (women) depending of context.

Also "tomber des nues" litterally "fall from the clouds" is receive news who have totally surprised you and forced to major reevaluation on someone or something.
Posted by: JFM   2006-05-30 10:57  

#7  ..."Let's be two of them"
Posted by: Seafarious   2006-05-30 10:09  

#6  There are one million stories in the naked city, . . . .
Posted by: Mike   2006-05-30 10:08  

#5  Worldlingo Translation...!
Computer Translations don't do it justice.
Maybe there is a better English translation out there.


"Fallen from naked"
Words: Robert Desnos "the end of the roof"
By The Stiff Heads - Eat Your Deaths...
One Saturday of the Middle Ages
A witch who flew
Towards Sheba on its brush
Fell by ground
Top of the clouds
Ho Ho Ho Madam the witch
You fallen here is by ground
Ho Ho Ho on your behind
And four irons in the air
You fall from the naked ones
Very naked
By be you come
On the pavement of the avenue
You fall from the naked ones
Absurd witch
You fall from the naked ones
You fall from the naked ones
On the part more charnue
Of your individual
You fall from the naked ones
One wanted to deliver it to the flames
This witch who flew
Towards the Sabbath on its brushes
For the rise
Which beautiful program
Ho Ho Ho here is that the witch
With fact a large round by ground
Ho Ho Ho which thunder clap
It fell from water to floods
And water falls from the naked ones
Very naked
Extinct held flames
And refreshed held
Water falls from the naked ones
Welcome downpour
Water falls from the naked ones
Water falls from the naked ones
And the witch washes herself naked
Yes but in the avenue
Water falls from the naked ones
That it was beautiful the witch
Presidents of the châtelet
Gendarmes and their servants
Looked at
In the light
... and a flash which shines
And these is the eyes which scintillate
... and your c?ur sparkles
We are deaf of love
And we fall from the naked ones
It is naked
Yes but our heart is chenue
We have reserve
We fall from the naked ones
Absurd witch
We fall from the naked ones
We fall from the naked ones
That one prevented release
It us exténue
We fall from the naked ones
And I...
But fall from the naked ones
You tombs of the naked ones
The whole world falls from the naked ones
The love falls from the naked ones
And lives the naked women!
Posted by: Delphi2005   2006-05-30 10:04  

#4  Well, that song is so much appropriate her, I couldn't resist (meat of the song is in this article's title anyway).
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-05-30 08:49  

#3  great for those of us that speak french...

i can guess some verses
Posted by: Anon1   2006-05-30 08:46  

#2  http://media.putfile.com/LAmour-Tombe-Des-Nues

"Tombée des nues"

Paroles: Robert Desnos "Le bout du toit"
By Les Têtes Raides - Manges Tes Morts...

Un samedi du moyen-âge
Une sorcière qui volait
Vers le saba sur son balai
Tomba par terre
Du haut des nuages
Ho ho ho madame la sorcière
Vous voilà tombée par terre
Ho ho ho sur votre derrière
Et les quatre fers en l'air
Vous tombez des nues
Toute nue
Par êtes vous venue
Sur le trottoir de l'avenue

Vous tombez des nues
Sorcière saugrenue
Vous tombez des nues

Vous tombez des nues
Sur la partie la plus charnue
De votre individu
Vous tombez des nues
On voulait la livrer aux flammes
Cette sorcière qui volait
Vers le sabbat sur son balais
Pour l'ascension
Quel beau programme
Ho ho ho voilà qu'la sorcière
A fait un grand rond par terre
Ho ho ho quel coup de tonnerre
Il tomba d'l'eau à flots
Et l'eau tombe des nues
Toute nue
Eteint les flammes tenues
Et rafraîchi la détenue
L'eau tombe des nues
Averse bienvenue
L'eau tombe des nues
L'eau tombe des nues
Et la sorcière se lave nue
Oui mais dans l'avenue
L'eau tombe des nues

Qu'elle était belle la sorcière
Les présidents du châtelet
Les gendarmes et leurs valets
La regardaient
Dans la lumière
... et un éclair qui brille
Et c'est vos yeux qui scintillent
... et votre cœur pétille
Nous sommes sourds d'amour
Et nous tombons des nues
Elle est nue
Oui mais notre âme est chenue
Nous avons de la retenue
Nous tombons des nues

Sorcière saugrenue
Nous tombons des nues
Nous tombons des nues
Qu'on relaxe la prévenue
Elle nous exténue
Nous tombons des nues
Et je...
Mais tombe des nues
Tu tombes des nues
Le monde entier tombe des nues
L'amour tombe des nues
Et vive les femmes nues!
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-05-30 08:26  

#1  A weird indirect way of promoting XMEN 3: LAST STAND but what the hey. I'll say it - NAKID WIMIN, WHERE, WHERE, D*** YOU!?
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2006-05-30 00:39  

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