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Woman's Toes Licked By Man Hiding Under Car
2006-05-27
Police in Tulsa, Okla., are searching for a man who hid under a woman's car at a Wal-Mart parking lot and then licked her toes as she loaded groceries into the vehicle, according to a report.

The woman said she was at the Tulsa Wal-Mart located near 81st Street and Lewis when she felt her toes being licked. She assumed it was a dog but when she looked down, she saw it was a man lying under her vehicle.

"I felt something lick my foot," the woman said. "I looked at him and I said, 'What in the hell are you doing?' And that's exactly what I said, 'What are you doing?'"

The culprit got up and ran away before police arrived at the scene. The woman said the man who licked her toes is Hispanic or Indian, about 5-foot-9 and weighs 150 pounds. He was wearing a black t-shirt and blue jeans. The victim filed a police report and a witness also saw it happen.

A Tulsa County assistant district attorney said if the man is caught, he'll face a misdemeanor charge of battery or outraging public decency.
Posted by:anonymous5089

#12  EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, iiiiiiiicccckkkkk, and of course yuuuuccckkkkk.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2006-05-27 21:10  

#11  "I said, 'What in the hell are you doing?'"

Geez, lady - you know what he was doing.

A well-placed heel (high heel? even better) in his nose would have been a better response.

I wear sandals all summer long, and I drive an SUV. This dipship better hope my car's not his next hiding spot, ifyouknowwhatImean. Yeesh.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2006-05-27 13:23  

#10  seems like the reflex to feeling one's toes licked by a man hiding under a SUV would be to kick forward - hard.
Posted by: 2b   2006-05-27 11:44  

#9  The guy was a real heel, wasn't he ...
Posted by: Steve White   2006-05-27 11:26  

#8  At least my toes were covered when I stepped in it.
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2006-05-27 11:06  

#7  Yup, NS - you stepped in it on this one.
Posted by: lotp   2006-05-27 10:53  

#6  If she was properly attired in a burka and army boots this god fearing man would not have been tempted. She was asking for it. She should be beaten for causing him to sin.
Posted by: BrerRabbit   2006-05-27 10:48  

#5  How long do you suppose he had to lurk suspiciously in the parking lot while waiting for a woman with open-toed shoes and a high vehicle to come along? Damn those SUVs!
Posted by: Angie Schultz   2006-05-27 10:01  

#4  That's why you shouldn't wear open toed shoes.
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2006-05-27 09:26  

#3  Once again a high-school guidance counselor failed to steer this guy in the proper direction. Everyone knows that foot pervs get jobs as shoe salesmen.
Posted by: GORT   2006-05-27 09:00  

#2  yuck
Posted by: lotp   2006-05-27 07:09  

#1  lol she shoulda stamped on his face real hard.
Posted by: ShepUK   2006-05-27 06:56  

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