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Cervidae Activist Attacks Continue | |
2006-05-24 | |
CARBONDALE, Ill. — Southern Illinois University is rolling out a public-awareness campaign about the hazards deer pose to humans, and it apparently couldn't come at a better time. A year ago, deer threatened or injured at least seven people on the university's Carbondale campus during fawning season. Now — with fawning season soon to reach its peak — campus police say three people were injured by a female deer Tuesday.
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Posted by:Steve |
#8 a fishin' knife fashioned to a broom stick.......hey, I'm just saying...... |
Posted by: Broadhead6 2006-05-24 21:09 |
#7 A university worker sustained a gash on her forehead that required stitches. A student got a scratched jaw, while another worker escaped with a sprained wrist, cuts and bruises. Experts blame much of the problem on protective mother deer.![]() (cough) |
Posted by: RD 2006-05-24 20:51 |
#6 front grill of your pickup.... |
Posted by: Frank G 2006-05-24 20:42 |
#5 12g slug gun. 7 mm Rem Mag. Bear compound bow. They're the way. |
Posted by: no mo uro 2006-05-24 20:33 |
#4 We will fight for Cervid freedom! And hold our small heads high! We will run free like Bambi did, Or die..... Deer with gunz.... |
Posted by: 6 2006-05-24 19:48 |
#3 (bows to Sea's superior wisdom) |
Posted by: Steve 2006-05-24 18:10 |
#2 Cervidae 'activists', Steve? Next you'll be labeling them 'militants', which is utter nonsense. They're really cervid freedom fighters, conducting legitimate resistance operations against the hominid oppressors. Some of them are even carrying the original keys to their occupied forest homes. |
Posted by: Seafarious 2006-05-24 17:45 |
#1 Yeah, when the Flordia 'Gators year of poaching so far this year had racked up 3 humans the other week, someone pointed out the deer had hammered 14 since the beginning of the year. Bambi, Creature of Peace[tm]. Yeah, we've seen that before. |
Posted by: Phoper Chater3092 2006-05-24 16:43 |