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Monster Rabbit Stalks U.K. Village (But No Sign of Wallace or Gromit)
2006-05-23
A little old, but posted here mostly for the shock value of the pic right there (larger one at link). I hope it's perspective.


"He's dead, Jim"
Giant 'were-rabbit' comes a cropper on road
A hungry outsized rabbit which visited allotments in Felton, Northumberland, angering residents with its predations, is thought to have been killed in an accident that left the bumper hanging off a car.
The animal, which reportedly yanked whole turnips out of the ground, has not been seen since Rael Rawlinson, 18, driving in the village at the weekend, crashed into a "rabbit-like animal" roughly 2ft long and found hair on her bumper.
Posted by:anonymous5089

#16  Whoa - Iff thats not HARE-ZILLA, or at least from MONTY PYTHON'S HOLY GRAIL, what is??? That is one big Wascally Wabbit.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2006-05-23 23:25  

#15  General Woundwort lives!
Posted by: mom   2006-05-23 21:07  

#14  Bah, that's no giant rabbit. Here's a Giant Rabbit!

More info.
Posted by: Parabellum   2006-05-23 19:52  

#13  I hope you used a proper braising rabbit and not a fwickaseeing rabbit.
Posted by: 6   2006-05-23 16:47  

#12  I served rabbit for dinner last Easter. Best braised bunny I've ever made. You guessed it, carrots on the side.
Posted by: Zenster   2006-05-23 16:35  

#11  "It is a brute of a thing, absolutely massive," Smith added."

Well, only the Brits could call a rabbit "a brute of a thing," methinks. Anyway, that's what you get for messing around with Nature--originally the larger rabbits were bred specially for meat. Now they seek their revenge for their genetic mutation by devouring vegetable gardens and terrorizing English villagers . . .
Posted by: ex-lib   2006-05-23 14:54  

#10  "I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--"
Posted by: Mike   2006-05-23 14:37  

#9  Bring the Holy Hand grenade!
Posted by: newc   2006-05-23 13:23  

#8  Soon to be a major motion picture.
Posted by: Mike   2006-05-23 11:25  

#7  "In other news, former U.S. president Jimmy Carter declined an invitation to be honorary grand marshall of the annual 'Carrot Days' parade in Felton, Northumberland. Town officials said the ex-president gave no explanation for turning down the honour. . . . "
Posted by: Mike   2006-05-23 11:22  

#6  Stew?
Posted by: anonymous2u   2006-05-23 10:45  

#5  I had a rabbit once. He lived in the house and was very well behaved. I named him Stu.
Posted by: DonM   2006-05-23 10:39  

#4  I love that one...
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-05-23 10:35  

#3  If you click to enlarge the pic, you get a caption saying it's a German rabbit breeder. There are other rabbits in the hutches behind him. I don't know why this picture was used to illustrate the story.

Now, if you want giant rabbits, go to Giant Rabbit Rescue. Fourth pic down shows you how big these babies are. And here's one bad-temperrred rrrrodent with grrreat big nasty teeth. Run away!
Posted by: Angie Schultz   2006-05-23 09:45  

#2  Victor Quartermaine could not be reached for comment.
Posted by: Korora   2006-05-23 09:43  

#1  Bonds Bunny.
Posted by: 6   2006-05-23 09:43  

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