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ICRC accuses US of blocking access to secret detainees |
2006-05-13 |
![]() “Mr Kellenberger deplored the fact that the US authorities had not moved closer to granting the ICR The main objective of his annual visit this week was for the ICR |
Posted by:Fred |
#4 Just how do they know we have the people they alledge that we do? Conversation: ICRC: "We want to look at the holding cells as SooperSekrit Base, you have Hadji Jihadi there and are holding him in secret" US Intel: (Makes quick phone call) "Sure, come inspect the facility. We dont have a prisoner of war there by that name." ICRC: "You better be treating him well and stop lying, you are holding him, a leaker in your CIA said you have him!" US Intel: "OK I'll check on a person by that name, please wait" (goes into other room with a secure phone). (US Intel comes back into the room an hour later) US Intel: About Mr Hadji Jihadi? We found him. He left there by and we dropped him off at his home town, with all the rights and treatment he was due under the rules of the original Geneva Convention. We can take you to him now, but you're going to need this. (Hand the ICRC a spatula). You see, he was a convicted illegal combatant and had no rights, so we dropped him off at his village from 30,000 ft out of the back of a C-17. Sans parachute. Is there anyone else you wish to discuss? US Intel motions for an assistant to escort the ICRC person out once they have finished fainting. |
Posted by: Oldspook 2006-05-13 12:18 |
#3 Is this the same ICRC which kicked the Israeli version out of its membership but keeps in the Palestinian one which regularly has used Red Crescent marked vehicles and facilities to move terrorists and their weapons around? |
Posted by: Thesing Graviting9554 2006-05-13 10:37 |
#2 Sympathy metre is looking good, maybe itn my new monitor. |
Posted by: 6 2006-05-13 10:06 |
#1 If they are not warriors of a legal nation rather terrorists then the ICRC has no business worrying about those non-state actors. They should just STFU! |
Posted by: 3dc 2006-05-13 00:33 |