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Polar Bears, Grizzlies Mate
2006-05-11
IQALUIT, Nunavut - Northern hunters, scientists and people with vivid imaginations have discussed the possibility for years. But Roger Kuptana, an Inuvialuit guide from Sachs Harbour, North West Territories, was the first to suspect it had actually happened when he proposed that a strange-looking bear shot last month by an American sports hunter might be half polar bear, half grizzly.
Seems like there ought to be a cloning image in the photo collection.....
Territorial officials seized the creature after noticing its white fur was scattered with brown patches and that it had the long claws and humped back of a grizzly. Now a DNA test has confirmed that it is indeed a hybrid - possibly the first documented in the wild. "We've known it's possible, but actually most of us never thought it would happen," said Ian Stirling, a polar bear biologist with the Canadian Wildlife Service in Edmonton.
It's Bush's fault. Must be Global Warming
Polar bears and grizzlies have been successfully paired in zoos before - Stirling could not speculate why - and their offspring are fertile. Breeding seasons for the two species overlap, though polar bear gets started slightly earlier.
I think it should be called a grolar bear, 'cos it might not like being called a pizzly bear...
Call it whatever you want, but don't call it for supper ...
Posted by:Bobby

#5  Bet Coca-Cola will be all over this in a new verrrry-PC ad campaign.
Posted by: Whoger Thereter8855   2006-05-11 19:22  

#4  Here a group of Inuit survey their formerly ice covered shoreline:
Posted by: DMFD   2006-05-11 19:17  

#3  Perfect Smokey! The Song of (Ems) The Grolar Bear.
Posted by: 6   2006-05-11 12:02  

#2  
And so it's off we go
to some uncharted shore
'Cause the only kind we're out to find
are those worth looking for
You can tag along should you
feel the urge to merge
'Cause we're all agreed that all we need
is Hope and a little courage

The urge to merge can rob us of our senses
The need to breed can make a man a drone
We must be on alert with our defenses
For every skirt will test testosterone
So knowing this I severed all connection
With any creature sporting silk or lace
I was firmly headed in the right direction
When suddenly I stumbled on that face

That face, that face
That dangerous face
I mustn't be unwise
Those lips, that nose, those eyes
Could lead to my demise

That face, that face
That marvelous face
I never should begin
Those cheeks, that neck, that chin
Will surely do me in

I must be smart
And hide my heart
If she's within a mile
If I don't duck
I'm out of luck
She'd kill me with her smile

That face, that face
That fabulous face
It's clear I must beware
I'm certain if I fall in love
I'm lost without a trace

And so it's off we go
to some uncharted shore
'Cause the only kind we're out to find
are those worth looking for
You can tag along should you
feel the urge to merge
'Cause we're all agreed that all we need
is Hope and a little courage
Posted by: Smokey   2006-05-11 11:27  

#1  As this pic shows, the warming hasn't just brought these freakish creatures into the world, but completely changed their environment.
Posted by: Rob Crawford   2006-05-11 10:37  

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