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Man With Prosthetic Legs, Deaf Man Brawl
2006-05-08
Hat tip to the Interested Participant, who has all your female-teacher-abusing-underage-boy stories as well.
Two men who had driven around several towns for hours after meeting in a bar ended up fighting after one of the men couldn't communicate directions clearly to the driver.
Haven't we heard this joke before?
Kent Hisey, 52, became frustrated by the difficulty of James Mills, who is deaf, in communicating directions, Valparaiso police said. They had driven from the Playboy Lounge in New Chicago to Portage, then Hobart _ where the 46-year-old Mills lives _ and finally to Valparaiso _ communities spread across two northwest Indiana counties about 30 miles southeast of Chicago.

Hisey, who has two prosthetic legs, stopped his car at the Porter County Airport, got out and used his walker to go around to the passenger side, where he grabbed Mills to pull him from the car, police said. Mills allegedly pushed Hisey to the ground, causing him to hit his head.

Paramedics arrived Thursday about 1:30 a.m. to treat Hisey's lacerations and take him to Porter Hospital. Police wrote a note to Mills informing him he was being arrested on a battery charge. Officers conducted a field sobriety test on Hisey. His blood-alcohol level registered 0.16 percent. Under Indiana law, the threshold for drunken driving is 0.08 percent.

Both Hisey and Mills were taken to the Porter County Jail, where they were being held Friday morning.
Posted by:Steve White

#2  So the guy with no legs is driving and the deaf guy is navigating. What's ASL for "turn right here. No there. Idiot, you missed it. Back there!"?

I'm sure I've hear this one before.
Posted by: Thinemp Whimble2412   2006-05-08 18:57  

#1  But was the legless guy armed?
Posted by: ed   2006-05-08 07:43  

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