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Pamela Anderson @ WSJ: Chimps Shouldn't Be Forced to Live like Me. |
2006-04-28 |
![]() This issue has been on my mind a lot lately. It started when my kids went on a field trip to what was billed as an exotic animal refuge in Malibu. I excitedly tagged along only to find that it was like a shabby petting zoo that rents lions, tigers and a fascinating pair of chimpanzees to productions like "The Gong Show" to perform pathetic tricks under lights in front of loud crowds--conditions that are very stressful. I chose to have that kind of life; these animals didn't. Sorry, I just couldn't pass on Pamela's Debut on the WSJ editorial page. No ink dot drawing was in the paper. EFL. |
Posted by:Nimble Spemble |
#9 Dear Lord, please strike all the people who use the term "XX% shared DNA", dead. Cordially Yours, Professional Evolutionary Biologist. |
Posted by: gromgoru 2006-04-28 21:38 |
#8 She's still mad because she and Kid Rock were displaced as PWT queen and king by Britney and Cletus. Personally, I think that if all four of them appeared at the same time on the Jerry Springer Show, it would have torn a hole in the very fabric of the low-cut jeans of the universe. |
Posted by: Anonymoose 2006-04-28 21:01 |
#7 So why did the WSJ invite her for an editorial? Circulation numbers down or what? |
Posted by: Alaska Paul 2006-04-28 19:30 |
#6 Pam Anderson has a mind? Who knew? She does. But it can only hold one thought at a time. |
Posted by: Fordesque 2006-04-28 19:13 |
#5 Well, at least they've got non-speaking roles, Pam. Just waggle your boobs and stradddle that bike, rub hard Pam. Sell whatever. But do shut up. |
Posted by: Thinemp Whimble2412 2006-04-28 18:23 |
#4 At least the chimps don't need silicone to become sucessful in show biz. |
Posted by: Sgt. D.T. 2006-04-28 15:41 |
#3 "This issue has been on my mind a lot lately." Pam Anderson has a mind? Who knew? "I chose to have that kind of life; these animals didn't." How do you know, Pammy? You say they're intelligent - have you asked them? Or did you just assume? Remember, cookie - "assume" always begins with an ASS. |
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2006-04-28 14:00 |
#2 Ah yes, we all know how much WSJ readers value the considered opinions of distinguished and accomplished individuals like Ms. Anderson. |
Posted by: Mark E. 2006-04-28 13:57 |
#1 That's great, Pam. Now show us your boobs... |
Posted by: tu3031 2006-04-28 11:50 |