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Bangladesh
100 hurt in mindless, pointless Bangla violence
2006-04-19
About 100 people were injured yesterday afternoon as a group of BNP cadres and then police locked horns with a few thousand Jubo League members and supporters at Lalbagh in Old Dhaka. Local Awami League (AL) leader Haji Selim, some 15 policemen, and four journalists were among those wounded in the three-hour clashes.
"The bastards got Haji Selim! Medic! Medic!"
Witnesses said the skirmishing erupted at about 2:45pm when a Jubo League procession led by Haji Selim came face to face with a group of over 100 alleged associates and supporters of local BNP lawmaker Nasiruddin Ahmed Pintu at Chaukbazar Crossroads.
"Harrrr! Ain't nobody stages a percession on my turf!"
According to a pre-planned schedule, members and supporters of the main opposition AL and its youth wing from Lalbagh and the adjacent areas were to assemble in Azad Playground before marching toward Paltan to join yesterday's Jubo League grand rally. But, BNP men had occupied the playground beforehand.
"We'll occupy the playground afore they gets here! Mahmoud! Take yer boyz over by the swing set! Ahmed! Dig in there by the merry-go-round! Mustafa! Get some landmines in that sandbox!"
To avoid any confrontation, the AL and Jubo League members assembled in Lalbagh Shahi Masjid area, instead of the playground.
"Hot damn! That playground looks more like the Western Front! Why don't we assemble over here by the old Masjid?"
From there they were marching towards Paltan through Chuakbazar when they confronted Pintu's men.
"Harrr! Youse can't percess through here widdout our say-so, an' we don't say so!"
After a heated exchange of words,
"A curse on yez, Jubo League!"
"Yer mudder wears combat boots!"
"Well, your mudder is sooooooo fat....!"
the BNP cadres pounced on the opposition men
"Get 'em, boyz!"
and then both sides engaged each other, wielding sticks and hurling brickbats, locals described. Soon two crude bombs went off.
[KABOOM! KABOOM!]
After about five minutes of the scramble, the BNP men retreated.
"Bring up the shutter gun!"
"Retreat! Retreat!"
But, the furious Jubo League members ran amok, setting fire to two motorbikes, damaging some three-wheelers, a vehicle of Dhaka City Corporation and a rickshaw-van,
"Yarrr! Smash the rickshaw!"
ransacking several shops,
"A ladies' underwear shop! Let's ransack it, boyz!"
throwing brickbats at police,
[HEAVE!]
[THUMP!]
"Ow!"
and burning banners, torn cloths and paper boxes in the compound of Lalbagh Police Station. A few hundred police led by Dhaka Metropolitan Police (South) Additional Deputy Commissioner M Shahriar Rahman then went into action
"Charge!"
lobbing about 300 teargas shells at the agitators, who pelted the law enforcers with brickbats in return. The two sides chased and counter-chased,
Was this produced by Hal Roach?
when police too threw stones at the demonstrators. Police also charged baton, and discharged salvoes of rubber bullets and pellets to scatter the opposition mob.
And a wonderful time was had by all...
Posted by:Fred

#11  Spring. When a young Jubo League members fancy turns to wielding sticks and hurling brickbats at BNP cadres. YJCMTSU
Posted by: Inspector Clueso   2006-04-19 18:08  

#10  Hear hear RD!
Posted by: 6   2006-04-19 14:12  

#9  Bravo, RD!
Posted by: trailing wife   2006-04-19 13:42  

#8  Bangla Boyz make a big noise
Seething in the street gonna have big feets some day
You got mud on yoÂ’ face
You big disgrace
KickinÂ’ your can all over the place

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Playin youÂ’re a young man hard man
ShoutinÂ’ in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yoÂ’ face
You big disgrace
WavinÂ’ your banner all over the place

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Luddy youÂ’re an old man poor man
Pleadin’ with your eyes gonna make you some peace™ some day

You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back in your place

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Posted by: RD   2006-04-19 13:28  

#7  "mindless, pointless Bangla violence"

There's another kind?
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2006-04-19 13:21  

#6  Thank goodness there were no kites involved. Those are really dangerous.
Posted by: Angeresing Angeretch6625   2006-04-19 11:15  

#5  Not much else to do 'round the upazila...
Posted by: Seafarious   2006-04-19 11:07  

#4  National sport.
Posted by: mojo   2006-04-19 10:53  

#3  Tu, you forgot 'run away' and 'flee'.
Posted by: Steve White   2006-04-19 08:46  

#2  Dire Revenge™
Posted by: Seafarious   2006-04-19 08:41  

#1  According to a pre-planned schedule...

Assemble
March
Confront
Heated Exchange of Words
Pounce
Riot
Run Amok
Brickbats
Chase
Counter Chase
Tear Gas
Lunch
Posted by: tu3031   2006-04-19 08:39  

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