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India-Pakistan
Taliban offer terms of surrender in North Waziristan
2006-04-11
Tribal Taliban offered to enter into negotiations with the government for peace in the tribal areas as thousands attended a jirga in Mir Ali, the second biggest town in North Waziristan, on Monday.
And the terms of surrender are:
“Troops should leave Waziristan, all arrested people should be released, wanted men be given amnesty, military operations be halted and innocent people should no longer be killed or their homes demolished and the ban on display of weapons be lifted,” were some of the key Taliban demands read out from a letter by clerics at the jirga, Jamiat Ulema-e-Islam (F) general-secretary Maulana Abdur Rehman told Daily Times by phone.
"Prisoners will then be released and heads reattached. Officers will be permitted to keep their scimitars and sidearms."
NWFP Chief Minister Akram Durrani and National Assembly Opposition Leader Maulana Fazlur Rehman were named as “would-be key witnesses” to the peace agreement. But the Taliban made it clear that the withdrawal of troops was the “key demand” if the government was “interested in peace in North Waziristan”.
"Otherwise, we'll demand unconditional surrender and you won't be allowed to keep your scimitars!"
He said that the army’s presence had contributed to “anarchy and lawlessness” in Waziristan and the “whole Utmanzai tribe” at the jirga agreed that a military pullout was the “best course to follow”.
"Yasss. It's better that you leave. We'll take it from here."
He dismissed government claims that the army has been deployed in the area to fight foreign militants. “There are no foreigners here,” he said. “Here are those people who were earlier granted licences by the government,” he added, but did not elaborate.
That'd be the foreigners, of course, but once you've got a license you're not a foreigner anymore, and it's good forever...
He said the Utmanzai tribe hoped the army would respond positively to the demand for surrender its withdrawal from major towns, leaving it to guard only the border. “Let the paramilitary force and tribal police ensure law and order in all towns of Waziristan,” he said.
"Let a million poppies bloom!"
A tribal elder who attended the jirga said the clerics dominated the meeting. “Mostly the clerics spoke and tribal elders were either not allowed to speak or deliberately kept silent,” he told Daily Times on condition of anonymity.
Posted by:Fred

#10  It's time to dust off the old Rolling Thunder plans from Vietnam and implement them in North Waziristan. When 10 foot of top soil is overturned you tend to change your perspective on surrender.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2006-04-11 17:47  

#9  Who would control the mighty lashkar drums?

YK Mighty Lashkar Drums WBAPGNFAB.
Posted by: 6   2006-04-11 15:44  

#8  Might I suggest that we treat this offer the way the British paras did in my favorite scene from A Bridge Too Far:

Major Harry Carlyle: [an SS officer is approaching under a flag of truce] Rather interesting development, sir.
Major Harry Carlyle: [to the German] That's far enough!
Major Harry Carlyle: We can hear you from there!
SS Panzer Officer: My general says there is no point in continuing this fighting! He wishes to discuss terms of a surrender!
Major Harry Carlyle: Shall I answer him, sir?
Lt. Col. John Frost: Tell him to go to hell.
Major Harry Carlyle: We haven't the proper facilities to take you all prisoner! Sorry!
SS Panzer Officer: [German officer looks confused] What?
Major Harry Carlyle: We'd like to, but we can't accept your surrender! Was there anything else?
Lt. Col. John Frost: [German officer walks off] Well; that's that.
Posted by: Mike   2006-04-11 15:30  

#7  traded them for 3 little girls to be named later?
Posted by: anon   2006-04-11 14:33  

#6  At least they didn't ask for ponies. That would be a dealbreaker.
Posted by: Seafarious   2006-04-11 14:10  

#5  Pak should just request some ARC-Light visits.
Posted by: 3dc   2006-04-11 13:53  

#4  I'm not sure, is the Taliban accepting Pakistan's surrender ?
We will surrender eff you give us all our weapons back and badges, we want badges.
And wimen ! Give us de wimen.
Posted by: wxjames   2006-04-11 11:38  

#3  Can we lend the Paks MOABs without them falling into the wrong hands?
Posted by: Howard UK   2006-04-11 04:42  

#2  I would suggest the Musarif accept terms and fall back into Pakland proper then also accept US treaty to allow the US forces to move forward to new temporary Pakland border at Pakland Proper temporarily of course.

Once US forces are done killing all they wish and feel their work is done then Pakland military will renegotiate surrender of what is left of the tribes.
Posted by: C-Low   2006-04-11 01:42  

#1  Ummmm, No.
Posted by: newc   2006-04-11 01:02  

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