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Gun Smuggled Inside Jail - Goes Off - No One Hit
2006-04-05
HT Bill Handel, KFI-640

Woman allegedly sneaks gun into jail cell

Victoria Lundy has a talent that would probably make Paris Hilton blush. When a gun went off inside the Ohio woman's holding cell, jail officials were puzzled. An officer had given her a pat-down before transferring her into detention and had found no weapon. So where did the mystery gun come from? According to Chillicothe Police Captain Thomas Hewitt, Lundy hid the weapon, a 5-inch .25-caliber semiautomatic, in her vagina.
Makes you wonder what the hell else she had in there, dunnit?
Officers responding to calls of shots being fired on Jan. 30 stopped Lundy, 41, as she attempted to leave the scene in her car. She was arrested for driving without a license and processed at the Ross County Jail. At the time of her arrest, Lundy denied any involvement in the shooting.
"Wudn't me."
Hewitt said Lundy extracted the gun when she went to use the bathroom in her cell. She attempted to conceal the weapon by lodging it in a space in the wall designed to hold toilet paper. When she returned to her seat, the gun fell out of its hiding place and discharged.
"Hoo, boy! I feel better after getting rid of [KERBLAMMO!] that..."
Puzzled officers questioned Lundy's cellmate, who said she had observed the woman squirming in the partially partitioned toilet area.
"She said she had gas! Really bad gas!"
Lundy later confessed to hiding the weapon before police intercepted her.
"Yeah. Dat's right. I hid it away in my happy place."
She also admitted to firing the shots that prompted the initial police inquiry, Hewitt said.
"Yeah. It wuz me. Can I have my diaphragm back now?"
Lundy is charged with four felonies, which include conveyance of a firearm into a detention facility and carrying a concealed weapon, and a misdemeanor charge for driving without a license. She is still in the Ross County Jail.
I am speechless. This happened two months ago, and I only heard about it now?
Look on the bright side: her cellmate heard about it right away.
Posted by:BigEd

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