 Mecca (Rantburg News Service): A series of meetings of the Learned Elders of Islam will be held at Muslim World League headquarters in Makkah with the participation of prominent Learned Elders from around the world to discuss ways and means of attaining World Domination™. Abdullah Al-Turki, secretary-general of MWL, said his organization has completed preparations for the three-day secret meeting set to begin today. Many Learned Elders and heads of Islamic centers and organizations worldwide have already arrived in Makkah, eager to take part in the conference.Al-Turki said four secret sessions will be held to deal with key Protocols. The first secret session will cover imposing religious and cultural unity. The second workshop will focus on subverting economies. Social unity will be the main theme of the third workshop. Political unity will be the focus of the fourth workshop. “We established this association to coordinate activities of Islamic organizations and centers, especially in matters such as introduction of Islam, protection of Islamic identity of Muslim minorities and formulation a joint stand on contemporary issues,” Al-Turki said. "Our eventual goal is the eradication of non-Arab cultures and languages, to include, of course, religions, and the rule of a divinely appointed Caliph from Riyadh. Or maybe Mecca. Not that I have myself in mind for the job, of course. But if asked..." |