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Sean Penn Digs Dolls
2006-03-28


Penn Does Torture to Ann Coulter Doll

Hollywood activist SEAN PENN has a plastic doll of conservative US columnist ANN COULTER that he likes to abuse when angry. The Oscar-winner actor has hated Coulter ever since she blacklisted his director father LEO PENN in her book TREASON. And he takes out his frustrations with Coulter, who is a best-selling author, lawyer and television pundit, on the Barble-like doll. In an interview with The New Yorker magazine, Penn reveals, "We violate her. There are cigarette burns in some funny places. She's a pure snake-oil salesman. She doesn't believe a word she says."

I am sure our favorite Apple Annie would like to return the favor.
Posted by:BigEd

#21  Bottom line.

Annie, most of us Rantburgers "Got your back!"

Press on!
Posted by: BigEd   2006-03-28 23:52  

#20  This is a riot -- they call him "Loser" in the first sentence of this biography:
http://www.biggeststars.com/s/sean-penn-biography.html
Posted by: Darrell   2006-03-28 20:03  

#19  And Penn is a dropout, has been, bad actor, and only fame is his marrage to Madonna

Yeah, but he's really good at bailing water:
Posted by: Xbalanke   2006-03-28 17:19  

#18  heh, Ann can tie me up anytime!

/ima sick tho :)
Posted by: RD   2006-03-28 17:11  

#17  Thanks.
I needed that.
Posted by: jim#6   2006-03-28 16:36  

#16  You're obsessing, dood.
Posted by: Flese Phealing4481   2006-03-28 16:26  

#15  See I've got a cite !
And the way she titters after saying something really bad and insulting or just an outright lie is not attractive at all.

http://blogs.salon.com/0002874/stories/2003/11/22/annCoultersBeautySecret.html

Sorry I don't do that right.
Posted by: jim#6   2006-03-28 16:21  

#14  No dudes.
I really dislike her .
She is a demagogue.
If you don't agree with her ill though out toss-off insulting comments, you are treasonous.
And she looks like a coke addict too.
Posted by: jim#6   2006-03-28 16:10  

#13  Naw steve. Methinks jim#6 would like to have Annie tie him down, then she'd dress in leather and crack a whip. Shame on you jim...
Posted by: Tell D Truth   2006-03-28 16:02  

#12  Methinks jim has issues
Posted by: Steve   2006-03-28 15:32  

#11  Anne Coulter is a succubus who drinks the blood of virgins.
She is an insulting trollop.
Her commentary, though, couched in humor betrays a level of personal elitism not matched since the fabulous forties.
Dhe should be roundly rebuked, doused with holy water, tied securely and thrown into a river somewhere.
However, Sean Penn torturing a plastic model of Coulter isw just anopther example of his own misguided activism and inability to deal.
Posted by: jim#6   2006-03-28 15:08  

#10  So Sean Penn likes to touch an Ann Coulter doll in some funny places huh ?

Hmm..... what would Freud say about this?
Posted by: CrazyFool   2006-03-28 14:27  

#9  "Science does not diminish the fear of the gods."

The ironic part is that Penn is such a doofus, that if Coulter said she had obtained a voodoo doll of him, a *real* voodoo doll, supposedly purchased at great expense from a powerful voodoo priestess, I bet Penn would poop his pants in superstitious fear.

In fact, such is their naivete, that she could get a whole series of Liberal dolls, and have the left in a great superstitious uproar.

(Especially dolls of black politicians in very black districts, who coincidentally are very, very afraid of voodoo and anyone cursed by it.)
Posted by: Anonymoose   2006-03-28 13:25  

#8  If it were revealed that Tom Selleck had a Babra Streisand doll he abused in this way, how long would it take the shrieks from NOW, etc. to burst our eardrums?

Posted by: Robert Crawford   2006-03-28 12:46  

#7  make him beg annie!
Posted by: RD   2006-03-28 12:43  

#6   Coulter, who is a best-selling author, lawyer and television pundit
And Penn is a dropout, has been, bad actor, and only fame is his marrage to Madonna Has an opinion worth listening to? What he does to dolls spells volumes to his mental state. But hay, I want an An Coulter doll!! I promis I will be nice!
Posted by: 49 Pan   2006-03-28 12:17  

#5  Totally normal. Normal if you are a LLL Moonbat nutbag!
Posted by: Cyber Sarge   2006-03-28 12:16  

#4  As I said - Annie should turn the tables on this little worm.



As my grandaddy always said, "I don't put up with anybody pickin' on the women-folk."
Posted by: BigEd   2006-03-28 11:56  

#3  Probably got one of these. Pervert.

Posted by: BigEd   2006-03-28 11:45  

#2  Nice illustration...
Posted by: Phil   2006-03-28 11:25  

#1  Got some "issues" there maybe, Sean?
Posted by: tu3031   2006-03-28 11:15  

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