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Spam classic...
2006-03-15
From today's spam. The linky points to a server in Thailand...

After the last annual calculations of your fiscal activity we have determined= that you are eligible to receive a tax refund of $63.80. Please submit the tax refund request and allow us 6-9 days in order to process it.

A refund can be delayed for a variety of reasons. For example submitting invalid records or applying after the deadline.

To access the form for your tax refund, please click here

Regards,
Internal Revenue Service

© Copyright 2006, Internal Revenue Service U.S.A. All rights reserved..
Posted by:Fred

#23  Not sure where I heard it, but isn't there a retort that goes: "Leggo my ears! I know what I'm doing!"
:P
Posted by: Glert Thetch2165   2006-03-15 19:42  

#22  My husband got it, too.
Posted by: anonymous2u   2006-03-15 19:36  

#21  Surface, .com, surface ... :-)
Posted by: Steve White   2006-03-15 18:34  

#20  Hi, .com! Missed ya'.

Did you get my e-mail?
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2006-03-15 18:23  

#19  Mine's already the size of telephone pole. It's not that bad except when I responded to a few of those Viagra spammers -- anyone into pole vaulting?
Posted by: Captain America   2006-03-15 16:30  

#18  Gotta do more work on her lap...top - l8r. ;-)

Congrats, best wishes and have fun ... ;-)
Posted by: lotp   2006-03-15 14:55  

#17  Got my refund in a week also....

Now if we can only get them before our wives spouses spend them...

But then again there are certain laws of physics involved in time travel....
Posted by: CrazyFool   2006-03-15 14:50  

#16  I've got to give it to the IRS this year...got my refund in one week! Filed electronically, but then again, my return is fairly straightforward (no red flags should've popped up) and easy to calculate. Got both Fed and State back in 7 days!

Now, about that outsourcing to Thailand....
Posted by: BA   2006-03-15 14:38  

#15  NS - Using "we" advisedly, of course, lol.

2 dirty shirts? Lol. *snort* Otherwise, you were pretty close on what I was up to, heh. We're past the stealth mode, though - I can be grabby - s'okay, lol.

Gotta do more work on her lap...top - l8r. ;-)
Posted by: .com   2006-03-15 14:28  

#14  We missed you.
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2006-03-15 14:13  

#13  Hey, Doc... sorry, been looking back over the last few days - and cleaning my monitor, lol. I --owe-- NS one, lol.
Posted by: .com   2006-03-15 13:45  

#12  Pri·a·pus /prI-'A-p&s/, Greek mythological character. A god of gardens and fertility, Priapus was the son of Aphrodite, who disowned him because he had a grotesque little body with a huge penis. He was a member of the retinue of the god Dionysus and chased after nymphs.

It's good to have a goal in life. :)
Posted by: Glert Thetch2165   2006-03-15 13:40  

#11  "Penis Enarglement", yeah, that's the ticket, that's what I gonna do.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-03-15 13:32  

#10  mebbe it's legit and the IRS has started outsourcing to thailand

*snicker*
Posted by: PlanetDan   2006-03-15 13:25  

#9  Have to go a long way for the cluster spams I got.

The first for a young lady named "Christi", who 'whenever she gets excited, she soils her panties.'

Now, there is someone I want to get excited.

The best, by far, has to be the ads for "Penis Enarglement". I've received hundreds of these, and hope against hope that "enarglement" does not involve a mixmaster. Sounds painful.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2006-03-15 13:16  

#8  Welcome back .com, we missed ya ...
Posted by: Steve White   2006-03-15 13:12  

#7  Hey, DB! ANd you're certainly right about the IRS, they're only "fast" about collecting... ;-)
Posted by: .com   2006-03-15 11:57  

#6  6-9 days to process a government form? That should be proof to any but the extremely stupid that this is BS.

BTW, good to see ya, .com!
Posted by: Desert Blondie   2006-03-15 11:51  

#5  LOL.
Posted by: .com   2006-03-15 11:47  

#4  I didn't know that Mrs. Abacha had been hired by the IRS...
Posted by: Seafarious   2006-03-15 11:41  

#3  With the deficit the way it is, this actually could be a phishing expedition by the IRS itself. Your tax dollars at work!
Posted by: Zenster   2006-03-15 11:38  

#2  I find it oddly fascinating comforting confusing that so many are concerned with doinker size and function. And whether or not I wear a fake Rolex. And my foolish disinterest in penny stocks. And where I buy my pharmaceuticals. And whether I've ever seen one squirt. And my e-Bay account status. And my PayPal account. And if I've met any Hot Moms...

So many people trying to help me round out my life. It's downright heartwarming.
Posted by: Glert Thetch2165   2006-03-15 11:25  

#1  I don't get it. The IRS will enlarge my doinker? That's weird.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-03-15 11:14  

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