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al-Qaeda Threatens Arizona |
2006-03-11 |
Purported "Al-Qaeda Undercover Soldier, U.S.A": Last Warning to American People - Two Operations Will Occur; Your Homeland Security Agency Must Surrender; States Far Away From Washington, D.C. Such as Arizona Will Be Hit; We Await Orders From Our Commander Osama Bin Laden; America Will Be Brought to its Knees... Little do they know that living in Arizona for a length of time makes you dangeously crazy. Maybe they should watch the new version of 'The Hills Have Eyes'. |
Posted by:Anonymoose |
#8 "We Await Orders From Our Commander Osama Bin Laden" If they're waiting for communication from Binny, they'd better be consulting with ![]() |
Posted by: doc 2006-03-11 23:21 |
#7 Stages of becoming an Arid-Zoner: 1) Nick Cage (or Sean Young/Tori Amos type.) 2) Everybody shooting at Nick Cage. 3) The desert animal phase/survivalist. 4) Extras in a Sergio Leone film. 5) Rustlers/crusty old coots/prospectors This takes a minimum of 10 years. |
Posted by: Anonymoose 2006-03-11 23:02 |
#6 Of course, the unspoken warning is "No farm animal is safe where we operate." So lock up your sheep, goats and donkeys, just in case they're in your area. |
Posted by: Silentbrick 2006-03-11 22:56 |
#5 Raising Arizona? |
Posted by: Frank G 2006-03-11 22:06 |
#4 Having lived in AZ for a time, DB, I must say that Nick Cage in "Leaving Arizona" is more like it. |
Posted by: Captain America 2006-03-11 21:59 |
#3 I wonder if AQ knows that we have several (legal) machine-gun owners in this state? I know someone who has an MG-42 and a Maxim. Both work (the Maxim fitfully). |
Posted by: Jackal 2006-03-11 21:32 |
#2 Wha.....what are you saying about ME, Anonymoose? Huh? (twitching, some spittle, rolling of eyes) I'm prefectly normal, thank you very much! But I do feel better now......what was I saying? |
Posted by: Desert Blondie 2006-03-11 21:16 |
#1 Makes sense. Heaviest illegal border-crossings. |
Posted by: Pappy 2006-03-11 20:03 |