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| Man 'hacks off own legs' with a chainsaw |
| 2006-03-03 |
| A MAN who claimed a chainsaw gang chopped off his legs did it himself, police said yesterday. This calls for a Leatherface pic. The unnamed van driver told them he was dragged from his vehicle by attackers who hacked at his legs with the saw before torching his Transit. But police revealed they now believe he turned the saw on himself. Retired policeman Jim Edgar, 61, found the man lying on the ground screaming at an isolated spot in Shilton, near Witney, Oxon, on Wednesday. He said: "Blood was gushing all over the place." A police source said: "It looks as if he did it to himself. The pain must have been horrific. God knows what possessed him." Officers would not comment on whether doctors had saved his legs. The man was still under heavy sedation yesterday. I'll bet. |
| Posted by:anonymous5089 |
| #10 "weasels ripped my flesh" |
| Posted by: Frank G 2006-03-03 23:06 |
| #9 Heh, I dunno... I've been cut purdy good - hurt (and bled) like nothing else, before or since. Just barely made it - the ER estimated I lost just under a quart before they stopped it. |
| Posted by: .com 2006-03-03 20:14 |
| #8 Frank Zappa fan? Nah, they'd have to be electric weasles, Frank. |
| Posted by: Zenster 2006-03-03 20:12 |
| #7 chain saw marks..the new fetish. Cutting is for sissies. |
| Posted by: Zenster 2006-03-03 20:09 |
| #6 chain saw marks..the new fetish. |
| Posted by: RD 2006-03-03 18:46 |
| #5 Frank Zappa fan? |
| Posted by: Frank G 2006-03-03 18:03 |
| #4 Tough guy. |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2006-03-03 16:43 |
| #3 "If you cut your legs off with that thing, don't come running to me." |
| Posted by: Mike 2006-03-03 14:14 |
| #2 Do we have a "crazy as a s#!thouse rat" graphic? |
| Posted by: Scooter McGruder 2006-03-03 13:42 |
| #1 At least he left his tackle in place. |
| Posted by: Zenster 2006-03-03 12:08 |