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China-Japan-Koreas
Norks invent Elixir of Life!
2006-02-15
An elixir of life Royal Blood-Fresh (RBF) is getting all the more popular at home and abroad for its efficacy in preventing DVT (Deep Vein Thrombosis).
Royal Blood-Fresh, now with more blood!
DVT cases are often to break out among long-distance travelers. Various kinds of DVT medicines have been developed in the world but they have shortcomings that may cause hemorrhage. The RBF can be said it is a potent medicine that overcomes such shortcomings. In recent years the public health sector confirmed that sufferers from DVT, heart disorder, hypertension, etc. have not been reported from among those who have traveled for many hours in immobile posture after taking RBF.
Dead men tell no tales
Some research centers and relevant organs of foreign countries including Britain admitted that RBF is the only remedy for DVT.
Would those be the same people who keep filling my in-box with baldness cures?
The application of the medicine before, during and after travel can perfectly prevent blood circulation troubles and get people out of such symptoms immediately. The medicine is manufactured by the Korea Pugang Pharmaceutic Co., Ltd (E-mail:pugang@silibank.com, Fax:850-2-3815274).
"Accept no subsitute!"
Besides, the corporation is producing Kumdang-2 injection, Chongungpaekhwa, Kumgangchonghyol pills, etc. In particular, the Kumdang-2 injection, insam (ginseng) polysaccharide highly activated by rare earth elements, has become famous as a strong immune control and reanimation substance.
Reanimator IV, The Kumdang Connection!
As it boosts the immunity and resistance of the human body, the injection is efficacious for treating and preventing bird influenza and other viral epizootic diseases.
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#6  Find it on the shelf marked "food".
Posted by: Hupomoger Clans9827   2006-02-15 21:47  

#5  I thought they had already invented this one. IIRC:
1) collect grass
2) run through juicer
3) rename (kumgangchonghyol rolls off the tongue)
4) drink
5) gag, but praise Dear Idiot Leader
Posted by: Spot   2006-02-15 16:19  

#4  a Kumdang-2 injection? WTF?
Posted by: Frank G   2006-02-15 14:49  

#3  It gives you an erection and wins the election.
Posted by: Tom Waits   2006-02-15 13:49  

#2  This is bunk, I believe poor posture is actually the root of all of North Koreas major health problems.
Posted by: Unomong Shanter4251   2006-02-15 12:05  

#1  Lol... and it's a great desert dessert topping, too!
Posted by: .com   2006-02-15 10:34  

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