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Young people scoff at clerics on ValentineÂ’s Day | ||
2006-02-14 | ||
ValentineÂ’s Day is becoming popular with LahoreÂ’s young people despite opposition by clerics, who insist the occasion is unislamic.
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Posted by:Fred |
#9 The sadder, but wiser girl's the girl for me. |
Posted by: Professor Harold Hill 2006-02-14 14:32 |
#8 Don't underestimate the sappy lengths a young stud will go to, to impress girls. Anything, un-Islamic or not, that might work, and he will do it. Heck, I even convinced a classroom of macho Mexican high-school boys to memorize endless verses of romantic poetry. Damndest thing you ever did see. (One confided in me afterwards that despite misgivings, he was amazed about the effect it had on girls. The girls also liked being recited poetry. Made their hearts go pitter-pat.) |
Posted by: Anonymoose 2006-02-14 13:50 |
#7 Tanzeel Gillani, buying flowers in Liberty Market, said the expression of oneÂ’s love should not be restricted to a single day. Boy, that's gotta be the worst named store ever. My YJCMTSU meter tweeked a lil' at that one! Oh, the irony...."Yeah, Machmoud, I bought these flowers for my girl at the Liberty Market. Don't tell anyone, though, I don't want the Virtue & Vice cops after me!" |
Posted by: BA 2006-02-14 11:44 |
#6 I suspect part of the virgin "appeal" is that she won't have the experience to know just how bad a feller is in the sack. Me, I'll take an experienced gal any day! |
Posted by: Scooter McGruder 2006-02-14 01:27 |
#5 There's a serious disconnect among some men - those stupid enough to buy into the whole virgin thingy - they don't get it: experience is a goooooood thing! Boggle, 11A5S. Glad your g-g-aunt GTF outta there! |
Posted by: .com 2006-02-14 01:10 |
#4 Why buy a heart shaped box of chocolate when you can just cut her heart out instead? I actually had a great-great aunt with a scar along her breastbone that she got on her wedding night when hubby found out she wasn't a virgin. Luckily, he didn't know how to use a knife and she was able to wrestle it away. She then headed north to join her brother (my great grandfather) and never looked back. |
Posted by: 11A5S 2006-02-14 01:05 |
#3 "buy a medium pH acid to throw in her face" Jeebus! Can they think of any other way to show they don't, and won't, get it? |
Posted by: Frank G 2006-02-14 00:55 |
#2 You can track and verify by checking sales figures for facial-quality acid... |
Posted by: .com 2006-02-14 00:43 |
#1 Thanks for the graphic, Fred -- LOL. |
Posted by: GK 2006-02-14 00:27 |