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Snowstorm causes Global Warming
2006-02-14
ScrappleFace
(2006-02-12) — A thick blanket of snow that covered much of the northeastern United States this weekend may increase global warming by preventing the heat that radiates from earth’s molten core from escaping into the atmosphere, according to former vice president Al Gore.

Mr. Gore, a noted global warming expert who also once ran for president, dismissed suggestions that the biggest snowstorm in New York City history diminishes his case that the planet is warming at an alarming rate.

“First of all,” Mr. Gore said, “the reason for all of this snow is that greenhouse gasses trap reflected solar heat causing the polar ice caps to melt, increasing the volume of oceanic water that evaporates, then freezes to become snow. The warmer the planet gets, the more massive snow storms we’ll see.”

The former vice president, former senator and founder of the red-hot Current TV Network, said the only solution is to remove the snow, not just from the ground, but from earthÂ’s water cycle.

“We must pack the snow into giant containers and launch it into outer space,” Mr. Gore said. “Every day that George Bush fails to do this, the threat to Mother Earth grows exponentially.”
Posted by:Korora

#8  Best of the Web has an ongoing joke about recent headlines imitating the Onion.

Well the left has sunk so far into self-parody that scrappleface is now just a shade off from the truth.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2006-02-14 13:00  

#7  I must be tired, or maybe too used to GAIA worshiping idiocy to notice it was Scrappleface.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2006-02-14 06:03  

#6  its truly fantastic isnt it / scrappleFace never ceases to stop with its classics :)
Posted by: ShepUK   2006-02-14 05:25  

#5  wow! That's the first time I've fallen hook line and sinker for Scrappleface. (I guess I overlooked that highlighted red print...doh!) I didn't know it was fake until the comments.

hey... it wasn't really that big of a stretch, now was it?
Posted by: 2b   2006-02-14 03:32  

#4  Yeah, but ... this ScrappleFace article makes more sense then Al Gore-me did yesterday...
Posted by: 3dc   2006-02-14 02:42  

#3  Heh... time for this, again?


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Posted by: .com   2006-02-14 01:25  

#2  satire...JM... I'd think you would get that, now I'm just scared
Posted by: Frank G   2006-02-14 00:56  

#1  What the ...???
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2006-02-14 00:29  

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